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EE2B

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  1. I wish my wife was like the Masters and only rejected me once a year.
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    Shit My Kid Says

    The 5 miles of paved road inside the neighborhood are not as much fun as the grass at home.
  3. That’s definitely the first symptom of back aids. Good luck.
  4. Creeper? Didn’t he allegedly force one woman to give him oral? If that accusation has been retracted then I missed it, but they paint him as a bit more than being a creeper.
  5. One person walks on one side of the pole and the other on the opposite side. I knew a girl in college that would chase you around the pole so you didn’t end up on opposite sides of it.
  6. A guy I work with had to wake his wife up one day at like 5am because something was fucking him up and he couldn’t find it. He had used a mirror between his legs to try to see it and still couldn’t. He had to wake her up and ask her to look between his legs. Turned out he had a tick on his taint. [emoji23]
  7. Our emissions data is calculated partially in a VM with a SQL database. The ESXi host that it was running on crashed causing the VM to shutdown, migrate, and restart. When it did this the SQL database was corrupted. I was on the phone with the 3rd party support folks for the software when they asked if we could restore from a snapshot prior to the crash. Sure, should not a problem. Let me walk across the hall to the IT folks and ask them to take care of it. The answer I got was - ugh yea it can be done but we’ve never done it before. The 3rd party folks got the database repaired and started rebuilding before it could be figured out. Some days I wonder....
  8. Looks like a garter snek.
  9. A guy I work with accidentally put DEF in his diesel tank while he was traveling. He started it up and immediately realized something was wrong so he shut it back down. I want to say the final bill was somewhere in the neighborhood of 15k. He got lucky that his insurance has a dumbass clause and they covered it.
  10. Static electricity will eventually sort all this out.
  11. That also means that pharmacies have been given approval to waste vaccine now since their not scheduling to fit the dosing needs to use an entire vial.
  12. Enjoy it man. She’s precious. On the flip side of this, my four year was running fever last night so my wife took her to the walk in ER. She has a history of pneumonia so we take it extremely seriously when she gets ill. Flu and strep both came back positive (WTF!?!?), but luckily covid was negative. Was out until midnight last night getting scripts filled. She’s up and acting pretty normal this morning when I’m sure I would be curled up in the fetal position asleep somewhere. Now we just have to keep a close eye on her and make sure she doesn’t get pneumonia coming out of this.
  13. “That’s the camel that broke the straw’s back!”
  14. Mine just said that the folks on the Indonesian submarine should have jumped out so they didn’t die.
  15. I think you added instead of subtracted.
  16. My wife held a vaccination clinic today at a food pantry in the town we both work in. Out of approximately 125 families, she had 5 people take their first dose of Moderna. Granted some people could be already vaccinated from another source, but the odds are low. She’s beyond frustrated that she’s putting in all this extra work to bring vaccinations to people and she gets 5 folks. She probably has 1600 doses of vaccine in her freezer that she is working her ass off to get rid of. Sadly, she will probably end up transferring a lot of them so they don’t just sit there and expire. She did another covid clinic at an employer in town that has 500 plus employees. She got 40 people to walk 100 yards to get both doses. Progress, but frustrating none the less.
  17. It’s only right that a field named after Ricky Williams is grass.
  18. We had a home inspector come Sunday afternoon to look at the house for the bank as part of our refi. She spent 3 hours running around “organizing” prior to his arrival. The only saving grace was that this was also the Monday that the housekeeper comes. #winning
  19. If there is some life changing food in Texarkana I would love to know about it. My guess is Zapatas or Naamans. Edit: too slow. The cheesy corn is not fucking incredible in any universe. I’ve heard damn good things about the chicken fried ribeye. The corn is very meh to me.
  20. She should’ve showed him her check stub and he wouldn’t have fucked around.
  21. Is someone going to tell him his root chakra is his asshole or should we just let it be a surprise when it is breached?
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