Everything posted by High Plains Drifter
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
When those cuts go through, I will be on the phone with my retired mother, saying "how about them Trump cuts to social security, huh? Pretty awesome, promises made, promises kept. Huh, what, uh no sorry, you can't move into our guest house, roof leaks after that last storm, and we can't find anybody to put a new roof on it. By the way, how much are eggs now?"
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Man, a LOT of shit would just go away if we just got rid of anonymity on the internet.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
This is what I was wondering amount. Anybody could shoot some asshole in the back. How did he know that was the right asshole, and how did he know where he was staying and when he would be leaving? Can't change a heart if you don't have a heart. Its like back in something like '86 when Coke announced that they were increasing the cost of a vending machine coke on campus from 50 to 75 cents. Students were OUTRAGED! Coke backs down, then changes it anyway during the semester break. Once all this blows over, and it will, they'll go back to charging more for less. No CEOs will see a dent in their bonuses.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
pic in NY Post showed brass on the sidewalk.
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Cart Narcs
Back in the day, I lived off Red River a block from what was at the time an HEB. I just pushed the cart all the way home to my house. Left it in the front yard, reused it next time I or my roommate went to the store. Where does that put me on the shopping cart theory? One day a cop actually stopped at the house, and told my roommate to take it back, right now, or he was going to arrest him.
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South Korea's president declares martial law - WTF is going on?
9 am. President is put on trial for attempted coup Sunrise next day. President is executed on the steps of the capital building Take note, Ameri.... hahahahahahah I couldn't finish typing that with a straight face
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Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Thanksgiving eve our local nextdoor blew up because somebody saw a bear in the hood. People absolutely freaking the fuck out. Thanksgiving evening, I'm walking the dog and pass by the neighborhood dumpster. Normally it gets emptied on Thursdays, but since its Thanksgiving that is delayed to Friday. People couldn't wait one day and the trash was overflowing out of the dumpster. You want bears? Because this is how you get bears. Dumbasses.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Nothing else has worked, so might as well give that a try.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
Based on his pic, it looks like they denied his claim to get his teeth straightened.
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
If its somebody pissed off because their wife was denied treatment for cancer or something, that would be both personal and job related.
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The most appliances you’ve had to replace in a year?
Couple of weeks ago, I noticed the downstairs toilet would not stop running. Float mechanism was not floating. It was Friday night, fuck it, turned off water and will buy a new float thingy sat am. Took seat off and left note that toilet was not working, use the upstairs until I get the downstairs fixed on Sat morning. Wife wakes me up early sat morning, now the upstairs won't flush. Lever arm on the handle broken. So, two toilets in the span of 6 hours or so. Fixed both before 11 am kickoff Sat morning.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread Part 2
He won't be weighing 140 for long. Welcome to 'Merica!
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
It’s unclear how Banks — who is the assistant head coach, tight ends coach and special teams coordinator for the Longhorns — met Thomas. Family friend probably.
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South Korea's president declares martial law - WTF is going on?
Throw in the stress of a rapidly shrinking/aging population. One of the lowest birth rates in the world.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
This guy at home assaults his: a) wife b) son c) dog on the reg. Please choose at least two answers.
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Woman lost for 30 hours in Big Bend Ranch State Park
They just didn't want to have to rescue your ass/ find your carcass a few hours later when Luna returned with one of your bloody shoes in her mouth.
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Woman lost for 30 hours in Big Bend Ranch State Park
I think that scene was filmed either in Terrel County or in the Glass Mountains in Brewster County.
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RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
How many will this asshole kill with his anti vax shit? If another covid type disease hits, I'm guessing we could get it as high as 10 million.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Georgia, Oregon, et al is not aggy. A shut out against aggy feels good. But lets not suck each other's dicks over it.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
based on his performance last year (alabama being the one exception) and this year, he should never have been on any heisman watch lists.
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South Korea's president declares martial law - WTF is going on?
You live in a tent?
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Honest question, does anybody know: when comparing spending to other countries, does the amount we spend spending on sports, band, proms, etc?
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South Korea's president declares martial law - WTF is going on?
So why was my perfectly constructed, grammatically correct, and insightful post from page one of this thread deleted? @immamac
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Which is why I think 10 million is more than doable. Also, sorry about your mother (and your sister).
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Breaking news - Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris on fire
Was in paris two summers ago. The amount of scaffolding on the outside of notre dame was insane. I have pictures somewhere. I'll see if I can find them. Saw job posting in both paris and london for "scaffoldeurs." Seems the euros love them some scaffolding, but really hate cherry pickers.