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demos

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  1. Knew a guy who would stick prime rib in the microwave until it was well done. Dumbass. Which reminds me we’ll be having some prime rib post-Christmas for my grandpa’s birthday.
  2. Dumb but I laughed
  3. “It took me til the 4th verse to realize there were different timelines” Lulz
  4. Check out Christopher Lee’s metal Christmas album. Yes, that is a thing that exists.
  5. It’s stupid but I chucked.
  6. Knight Rider is on Netflix. Patricia McPherson was great. Loved this show as a kid.
  7. Amateur
  8. Doesn’t have to go into genpop to have an “accident”
  9. Was on one of these one time when someone threw up. That was fun.
  10. At least you can see where the money went. It’s not hidden behind a toilet.
  11. Leaving
  12. Maybe not so trivial, but if you’re walking in the middle of the street at dusk/night completely unaware of your surroundings, then please wear bright clothing or something reflective.
  13. Dude seems like low budget john cena.
  14. What about cult leaders? Asking for a friend.
  15. Hey I found these envelopes full of cash and checks… I mean envelopes full of checks
  16. demos

    Shit My Kid Says

    Stopped at sonic, 5yo says she wants a cheeseburger, then says, “if they don’t put cheese on it, I’m gonna call them fers (she has learned she can’t says fuck)”
  17. Manchurian Candidate (Sinatra)
  18. West Side Story bro Respect bro
  19. Cause that shit is nasty
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