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ImissWallyPryor

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  1. It landed a good yard shy of the back of the end zone, so it had to be at least 3-4 yards short. His leg is getting weaker by the day. He’ll be washed up by week 16.
  2. Your parents were with you at your wife’s parents’ place before you (and they) left for their place?
  3. Warning to everyone. Do NOT leave your phone open to this thread when you are gathered with loved ones.
  4. My family fees along pretty well, but as we get more and more grandkids, one pattern is beginning to develop. Every story about close scares or parenting lessons learned the hard way is constructed so that I was the less competent or concerned parent. Even stories that only involved me and the kids are retold so that my wife/mother/insert female family member was in shock when they discovered what had happened. It’s like I starred as the bumbling white dad in every tv commercial.
  5. I remember some college students talking pre-game trash to UCLA fans about how their team couldn’t handle the Texas heat. Fun times.
  6. My aggy SIL almost didn’t get the top left word on today’s Quordle.
  7. Neither my wife nor I had more than mild soreness. I always thought it had to do with toughness.
  8. I don’t think Armybrat was alive to see any of those games.
  9. Thank God for coach Herman. /ducks Note: Not a Herman fan, except for this one recruitment.
  10. She even has the entry way blocked off with her double recliner.
  11. My first visit to this thread. I took a screenshot a few months ago of one of my epic failures. The correct word was WATCH. I was fixated on words that rhyme, so I still would’ve guessed CATCH and RATCH before getting it.
  12. I’m in a parking space with a pedo van between me and the store, so I can’t see past it. I’m backing out slowly, checking over my shoulder and the backup camera when some fucking soy boy - staring at his smart phone - appears from behind the pedo van, walking so close to the back of the van that he doesn’t even show up in my backup camera. He doesn’t see my backup lights, brake lights, or moving vehicle because he’s in a hypnotic trance, totally unaware that I was about to hit him.
  13. The yellow line was about a foot beyond the marker.
  14. What if they have drop foot on both legs?
  15. I only caught a couple of minutes of the WS, but I swore I heard Bob Cole on the PA. Was that just a bad dream?
  16. than…although then would be epic.
  17. Ewers looked completely defeated when he was on the phone to the booth late in the 4Q. Some might say close to crying. He needs a break almost as much as the fans. That doesn’t have mean he loses his starting position.
  18. Don’t forget that Mack Brown was about to be run out of town until that same VY saved his ass. Coach February.
  19. I shared a private booth at a D-2 game on Saturday with a guy who played DB for TCU 5-25 years ago. (And no, D-2 private booths aren’t the envy of the richer FCS schools). Of course, we had to talk about old Gary. Here are a few of his thoughts: 1) The guys who played for Gary would run through brick walls for the guy, but most of them recognized that he had lost his HC touch at TCU. (This guy was a GA for another successful FBS coach, but he said the level of dedication to that coach just wasn’t there compared to GP). He said GP should stick to DC, but the Auburn job would convince him otherwise. AU was the only school he mentioned, and he did so multiple times. 2) He only went through 2 towels per game. One each half. 3) GP is extremely superstitious. He tugs on his shoelaces (or completely reties one… pointing at his right foot) before crucial 3rd downs. He hikes up his pants and leans forward every time he calls a blitz. 4) The only time he has lived in Texas were his TCU days, yet he called aggy a cult. 5) He thought Charlie Strong was about to do something special at Texas, but we fired him too soon. I laughed in his face. 6) He came “this close” to saying Texas has 5 star players, but 1 star culture. One of his best friends is a UT grad, so they go to the Texas vs TCU games together (family reasons had him at a D-2 game this year). 7) We both thought the first pic of GP wearing Texas gear was photoshopped 9) He takes his guitar to recruits’ homes for official in-home visits. The moms dig it. One of these may not be true.
  20. Now explain why this doesn’t happen to every team that signs top ten recruiting classes just about every year.
  21. As someone of Danish descent, I take offense to your bigoted remarks.
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