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HornPhD

Certifiably Surly
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  1. We’re missing a moron! ☹️
  2. What’s the deal with the flags?
  3. Richie had the jacket
  4. I’d go with Davanta. Especially if Fields is Robinson’s QB. Fantasypros has them ranked about the same.
  5. and friendship, for everyone!
  6. This skit was pretty funny. “How much ya bench” was the common greeting among my college teammates for a few weeks after it aired. https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/how-much-ya-bench/2860981
  7. Blocked your view of Sam?
  8. Ratt/Bon Jovi, 1985. My sister (14 at the time) wanted to go, so my parents made me (15) chaperone. We were on vacation and staying at the Villa Capri. Dad dropped us off and told us to enjoy the show then walk back to the motel after. The people we sat next to shared their JD and joints. /csb Metallica, 1997.
  9. She’s working toward a second specialty in bird law
  10. Just saw on FB she died yesterday.
  11. Such a great bit. “Survey says!” The segment gets better with him talking about the football players that went missing and authorties looked for them from the beach. Then saying if he ever goes out to sea, he’s going to take a white baby with him and put it on his keychain.
  12. “If you label me, you negate me.” - Dick Van Patten
  13. HornPhD

    Explain this

    And details on the other five regarding their sentences?
  14. The Judgement Night soundtrack kicks ass
  15. I love this movie
  16. The best Comedy Central Roasts were the early ones. When nobody is watching, the jokes are better.
  17. Enjoyed the Foo Fighters so much last weekend, we decided to get tickets to their December show in Sacramento.
  18. No ego. Mild alcohol problem; however, mostly due to watching Longhorns sports.
  19. I took the 2002 O. Henry Middle School 7th grade football team to an AISD championship. Can I get a shot at coaching the Longhorns?
  20. Good thing I have plenty of beer and whiskey; and my daughter’s soccer game tomorrow isn’t until noon.
  21. Catch the fucking ball
  22. HornPhD

    9/11

    Trump bashing Biden on 9/11. Fucking disgusting.
  23. Johnny Dangerously
  24. The Ravens RBs are dropping left and right. Gus Edwards has a suspected torn ACL.
  25. Fuck. https://nypost.com/2021/09/06/actor-michael-k-williams-found-dead-in-nyc-apartment/ “Drug paraphernalia was found in the apartment, suggesting a possible overdose, sources said.”
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