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Longhornstampede

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  1. Your picture suck because I don't see the 2 blondes anywhere!
  2. American should put a hub in Mineral Wells...
  3. Yeah but he had some good bits about her weed and Elmer's glue!
  4. I would have started blasting David Allan Coe and started singing along to it in the row behind them
  5. Which one of you did this? !! https://fb.watch/kGiRLzg4J_/?mibextid=SDPelY
  6. https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1659932945799430146?t=J1jT2GdL5YPUMujnkBp1hA&s=19
  7. I'm hoping our girl Peyton wins the e-break! 😆
  8. Some stupid motherfucker who fucked around and found out
  9. Oh, hey... Look who fucked around and found out now... https://twitter.com/ViciousVideos/status/1659199660739686400?t=FiyEY3liV3wUJSXKPo2RFw&s=19
  10. Like a feed bag...
  11. Trans ghost busters 😂😂
  12. I watched that the other night when it happened but I was on live tv and couldn't rewind it to record that. But I had faith someone would get it! LOL
  13. They're getting some great calls!
  14. Well they do sing Nothing is Everything
  15. Grace Charis... There are way more impressive vids out there on IG. And noods elsewhere
  16. You know who placed property above life? The thief. Fuck that guy.
  17. I was the distribution manager at the Post Cereals plant in Battle Creek in the late 90s. .. so this hits close to home.... Well at least home when I lived in Michigan
  18. https://www.facebook.com/reel/173349478508795?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
  19. I wish the pitching machine would drill Risa Salas' mom in the head with a 90 mph fastball.... Then I'd say " it's a home runnnnnn!"
  20. Guess who is gonna be served for dinner when he recovers?
  21. A girlfriend's dad when I was in high school had an electric mower..... That required a cord. He offered to pay me to cut their grass every couple of weeks. I used that fucking piece of tangling up shit ONCE. After that I just put my own (dad's) mower in my truck and cut their lawn with that. He finally asked why I wasn't using his mower. He understood when I showed him the mangled extension cord that has been sitting in his garage unnoticed for several months. He lowered his head and confessed he bought that pice of shit when his wife said she would help him mow the yard. Which she never did once.
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