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South Austin

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  1. Horrible?? She said it was her not me!!!
  2. Sorry, buddy, but you weren't grandfathered when you moved to Surly. Rules still apply. I'm board certified in Internet Message Board Law.
  3. The lib church (my church) says it won't help resettle the whiteys from South Africa. Episcopal Church says it won’t help resettle white South Africans granted refugee status
  4. We could solve this problem by attracting the best and brightest from other countries to fill these jobs and . . . . aw shit, never mind.
  5. My hope is that the test case challenge to this proposed legislation is a satire porn in which the actors depict Donald Trump fucking all of his children, a throwback to the Hustler ad with a satiric interview of Jerry Falwell talking about losing his virginity to his mother in an outhouse.
  6. This will just create another prohibition era during which we buy all our porn from the mafia.
  7. I'd probably shit my pants if I saw a coral snek, though I've read that as toxic as their venom is, bites are rare because they are pretty non-aggressive unless you try to handle one.
  8. TreatyOak, because publication of this book (also known as a Trash Heap of Lies) is a violation of the confidentiality and nondisclosure agreement you entered into when you registered to be a member of this esteemed online community (read the fine print), I have obtained a temporary restraining order prohibiting you from publishing or otherwise providing to any third person the book and any of its contents. A copy of the TRO signed by the court has been PM'ed to you. I greatly appreciate your cooperation and obedience of the court's order.
  9. I've read the same, and that John Candy took the role for free as a favor to John Hughes.
  10. That’s awesome.🤘🐂
  11. Great work sticking it to that lib town!
  12. Who’s scruffy looking?!?!
  13. It has a Big XII logo on the sleeve. Knock yourself out, but you’ll be wearing a University of Houston shirt. Go Coogs!
  14. Graham already has us losing this game by three touchdowns.
  15. Fuck that. I've always liked the move from Thanksgiving to Friday or Saturday. I don't have the endurance anymore to follow making and eating a huge Thanksgiving meal, that usually includes a lot of wine, with going to stadium, tailgating for a few hours, and cheering my ass of at DKR for another 3-4 hours.
  16. South Austin

    LBGTQ

    Don't get your hopes up. I was baptized and confirmed in the Catholic church, and left in my late 20s, not only because of its position on homosexuality, but its subjugation of women (e.g., refusing to ordinate female priests, opposition to reproductive rights). I'm skeptical that a dogmatic religious machine like the Catholic church will change its mind on those issues in my lifetime.
  17. Well, if there's gotta be some good that comes out of all this fascism . . . .
  18. I liked Spider Man: No Way Home better, with Thunderbolts as a close 3rd.
  19. South Austin

    LBGTQ

    Are you referring to you dressing up like Elmer Fudd and your wife dressing like Bugs Bunny when you have marital relations . . . . and was I not supposed to share that with the group?
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