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South Austin

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  1. The glasses are a Clark Kent-type giveaway. He’s got a burnt orange superhero suit under that shirt.
  2. “Let me lean on this large column while I think about my answer.”
  3. In fairness to Trump, fake science and fake medicine usually put me to sleep.
  4. You see, this thread is a remake itself.
  5. Gotta get a heard start on the hip-hop vote for his third term.
  6. “Grandpa Furk, tell me again about the glory years at A&M when you used to go 8-4.”
  7. Let me explain . . . No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry Humperdinck in little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape . . . after I kill Count Rugen.
  8. My dad was diagnosed with bladder cancer in 2020. As I looked into that particular cancer, it seems like next to prostate, bladder cancer is No. 2 in "best" cancers to get, meaning treatments and remission rates are pretty good. However, my dad was 76 at the time, and as a much older man the surgery and chemo really did a number on him, and exponentially accelerated his aging. But, he caught it at an early stage, the tumor had not progressed to the kidneys (which can become a big concern), so he kept his bladder. Because of my old man, when I heard Deion's press conference yesterday I had a lump in my throat. He's still Deion, so I'm sure he'll continue to say and do things that will cause me to roll my eyes. But I'm pulling for him, and I hope he fucks some shit up in the Big XII next year, though it's a tall order without Travis and Shedeur.
  9. Don't know the technical answer that question. Any time I've had text messages offered by or against a client (which has not been often), there's been no disputed as to the authenticity of the messages. If there is such a challenge, I suppose you have to get court permission to have a technical consultant examine the offering party's mobile device, and if the texts have been since scrubbed, then I'm not sure from a technical standpoint how you go about proving the texts were fake. And criminal law is mostly out of my lane, even though I'm an expert about a lot of other stuff I post about on this message board.
  10. Great stuff, @mchookem!
  11. Cottonmouth? I’m not good at this game.
  12. You son of a bitch.
  13. Were you there?
  14. Except that your chances of eventually getting cancer are somewhere above 0%.
  15. That he doesn’t drink alcohol is one of the few things he’s said that I believe. He’s not drunk. He’s just a fucking idiot.
  16. This is not your beautiful house. This is not your beautiful wife.
  17. This is what kings do.
  18. So presidential. Much dignity.
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