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South Austin

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  1. He's convinced himself that Parker Livingstone is in the Epstein files.
  2. I'm bookmarking this post when Parker Livingstone returns his first punt for a TD. And it's very presumptuous of you to assume that Parker Livingstone is 0% black.
  3. I'll not have you besmirch Casey Thompson like that.
  4. I may not be the only one, but when I've seen practice footage of Parker Livingstone, I swear I'm watching Vai Sikahema in a Longhorn uniform.
  5. I’m hearing reports that last night Parker Livingstone saved 50 seniors from a fire at an assisted living home.
  6. dcbc, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
  7. If the OL stays healthy, they look like a 6th or 7th place SEC team to me.
  8. This guy is your “buddy”?
  9. The glasses are a Clark Kent-type giveaway. He’s got a burnt orange superhero suit under that shirt.
  10. “Let me lean on this large column while I think about my answer.”
  11. In fairness to Trump, fake science and fake medicine usually put me to sleep.
  12. You see, this thread is a remake itself.
  13. Gotta get a heard start on the hip-hop vote for his third term.
  14. “Grandpa Furk, tell me again about the glory years at A&M when you used to go 8-4.”
  15. Let me explain . . . No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry Humperdinck in little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape . . . after I kill Count Rugen.
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