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South Austin

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  1. Okay, let's get serious. That situation might be what prevents a third term.
  2. A one-hit wonder from my high school days, incorporating Spandau Ballet.
  3. One of my first introductions to Kevin Hart, and I love that line.
  4. Doesn't Coke already offer real-sugar Cokes (often referred to in these parts as Mexican Cokes)?
  5. I dead hang before and/or after most of my lifting workouts to stretch out my shoulders and back, but only for about 30 seconds. Since hearing Attia's remarks about it, I've tried to do it longer, and yeah, it's hard. Maybe more so at the end of the workout because my hands and forearms are already worn out from an hour of lifting. During my cardio days when I don't use weights, I'll try to do it for longer and see if I can increase my time. I do lift with dumbbells a fair amount, and a lot of exercises require more grip support (e.g., lunges, split squats, lateral raises), so maybe I've developing grip strength in other ways. Well, that and fapping.
  6. immamac’s favorite!
  7. Or Beaver and Buttface.
  8. “Show mama how the little piggies eat their food.”
  9. He became an inconsequential piece of furniture a long time ago.
  10. It's one of the same reasons they oppose any reasonable gun control regulations. "He would've found some way to get an AR-17 and kill all those kids, so why bother regulating them?"
  11. To guard against misappropriation, I'd suggest donating food instead of money. But this is Ketch we're talking about.
  12. Overwhelming consensus on this site is that we all get a pass for calling Marjorie Taylor Greene a cunt.
  13. My palms started sweating watching that.
  14. I didn't know casing homes provided a good calorie burn.
  15. South Austin

    Sammiches

    Went to the sub shop once. Maybe it was just what I ordered (not the cheesesteak), but I thought it was too greasy for a sammich.
  16. This is some medieval-level shit.
  17. I’d love to see him and Buttigieg in a race for first gay president.
  18. That's just what they would expect Sark to do.
  19. I also question what is tedious about jerking off.
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