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South Austin

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  1. Look, I listen to NPR and like Ari Shapiro. But that was hilarious smacking back of some dumb shit with no filter.
  2. One of ‘em gotta be better than Connor Stroh.
  3. You’d think Paxton would be impressed and proud about a scam like this.
  4. Careful. That guy got knocked the fuck out for mocking the cranberry juice order, and Herbie even lifts, bro.
  5. Yeah, when I was in Italy they had a special bread for fascists. They called it “focaccia.”
  6. How many virgins do we have to sacrifice to make this happen?
  7. Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
  8. The throw was okay, but what really made the play was the route and catch by one of the greatest receivers to ever play for Texas.
  9. It'll be down to 5% in a couple days.
  10. That's three thoughts, not two.
  11. aggy will overpay to keep him. It's what they do.
  12. Can you post a link to his campaign site? I’d like to donate.
  13. They’re convincing. We should win terribly.
  14. There's no way those things taste good sober.
  15. The last couple years have caused me to hesitate whenever I want to say "will never."
  16. I reluctantly drafted him in my fantasy league as the best player available at the time, and his three TDs last night as my No. 2 back was nice. But I don't have a boner for the guy like a lot of folks on this thread.
  17. I've never understood the appeal of Hat Creek. It's marginally above McDonalds. But we took our kids all the time. At least they have beer.
  18. And by the time the Nobel committee meets again for the 2026 Peace Prize, there likely won't be any sustained peace in the region, Putin will still be fucking with Ukraine, Trump's federalized national guard will have bullied and agitated a dozen other cities, and we will have killed every last Greenlander. So not a great resume for the award.
  19. It's Friday. He's starting the weekend bender early.
  20. Jesus Christ. This shit shouldn't shock me anymore.
  21. It makes up for my inartful and racist depiction of the historical underpinnings of conflicts in the Middle East.
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