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South Austin

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  1. All I know is that there’s no better place to get a Chicago beef sandwich than Katy, Texas.
  2. Those fuckers hired Graham Harmon as their communications director.
  3. Nice deluge in NW Austin to wash away the oak jizz.
  4. I just planted a coffee tree in my back yard.
  5. Quick, somebody send him a pic of a vagina!
  6. And you don't even need to provide air conditioning or restroom breaks. We are so back, America!
  7. Well, it wouldn't be the first time that having a baby saves a marriage.
  8. This is an actual book, and I bought an old copy of Amazon for a friend as a gag birthday present. Amazon link The reviews are outstanding:
  9. Oh come on, let Lutz have some fun with aggy and get a raise.
  10. Hiring an assistant with no head coaching experience to take over a national champion runner up baseball team and go from preseason No. 1 to unranked and in the SEC basement is a pretty nice work of destruction.
  11. Chuck Schumer still tells knock-knock jokes.
  12. The judges will also accept this:
  13. It's also okay to say cunt.
  14. "But honey, they're offering a 10-year contract of $50 million a year, fully guaranteed with no buy out!"
  15. He looks like a younger photoshopped Nick Nolte.
  16. Fuck these tariffs, tumbling stock market, and child support for that kid in Vegas (she said she was on the pill!), I just paid my $25,000, and am so looking forward to FyreFest!
  17. In all seriousness, I'm probably going to cut going out to eat/ordering in. We cook dinner at home most nights, but a lunch or dinner out here and there or a Favor order on a Friday night when we don't feel like being in the kitchen adds to the monthly nut. I might also have to eliminate a summer trip. I already have two planned. I say this recognizing that while I feel far from wealthy, I'm absolutely privileged, and on the grander scale in the upper percentages. There are so many other individuals and small businesses that are going to feel a lot of unnecessary pain. Forget vacations. They have problems with college funding, payrolls, near-term retirement planning . . . .
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