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Native Horn

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  1. Kissinger has to die before you pee on him. Although maybe he would like that while alive.
  2. I see you brought along the instant light charcoal that your wife bought you. Good thinking. Sorry for your truck issues.
  3. I sometimes buy the microwavable Simple Meals, and the plastic wrapping on that will shred apart in pieces and cause me to flip out. It's great that the packaging won't leak, but shouldn't need a hydrogen bomb to open them.
  4. Shit, I would have had a panic attack doing that. Trapped in a tight space is not my idea of fun. (Unless it is the right kind of tight space ifyouknowwhatimean)
  5. Lemme get back to you on this
  6. A 32 year old man CRYING because of a sprained ankle.........sheesh.
  7. Do you not own a gun to put on the counter? Son, I am disappoint.
  8. Duh Shawn Watson?
  9. My bad, was confusing it with this week’s game.
  10. actually 6:00 I believe
  11. Signed, Booger McFarland
  12. And Ten Seconds to Love.
  13. Any of those large hoomans have college eligibility?
  14. #nojinx
  15. That false report tended to shake my nerves and rattle my brain.
  16. That looks like something I've never experienced, but would like to. Well done b_p!
  17. He's baaaaaaaack!!! Way cool.
  18. 100% agree!
  19. About that....
  20. Fixed for accuracy (maybe, who knows).
  21. Hugged it? He damn near Freedom Kissed it!
  22. So both of you both go to HEB, but you hang out and drink beer while she shops? I mean kinda solid, but why not just stay home?
  23. Damn them sips! I got all purtied up in my Johnny Football jersey, went to the TU game, and nobody even noticed! Not a one said "HOWDY!" back to me when I gave 'em the horns down!
  24. Just set my DVR to make sure I don't miss anything this weekend. Thought I'd share channels/times to make it a bit easier to find them. All times CDT. FP1 - Friday, 1:55PM, ESPN2 FP2 - Friday, 4:55PM , ESPN FP3 - Saturday, 1:55PM, ESPN Qualifying - Saturday, 4:55PM, ESPN US Grand Prix - Sunday, 12:30PM, ABC (Lights out at 2:00PM, I believe)
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