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Native Horn

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  1. Damn them sips! I got all purtied up in my Johnny Football jersey, went to the TU game, and nobody even noticed! Not a one said "HOWDY!" back to me when I gave 'em the horns down!
  2. Just set my DVR to make sure I don't miss anything this weekend. Thought I'd share channels/times to make it a bit easier to find them. All times CDT. FP1 - Friday, 1:55PM, ESPN2 FP2 - Friday, 4:55PM , ESPN FP3 - Saturday, 1:55PM, ESPN Qualifying - Saturday, 4:55PM, ESPN US Grand Prix - Sunday, 12:30PM, ABC (Lights out at 2:00PM, I believe)
  3. And the idiots name is Chris Bosh. Well known tiny-headed athlete. (But a pretty damn good basketball player). Also, based upon the offender's pic, no way that helmet fit over the radar dish ears he has.
  4. That prom pic is in the Harry Ransom Center, next to the Gutenberg Bible.
  5. Well, yeah, he's part of the Broncos ownership group. Ah. The more ya know! Thanks Chewbacca.
  6. I would rather watch 90 minutes of Weekend Update than the trash skits they do now. Although the pre-made ones with the young dudes are usually pretty damn funny.
  7. Sir Lewis was shown at the Chargers/Broncos game last night in LA. Looks like he had decent seats.
  8. Hackett gonna get fired mid-season at this rate. What a craptacular game.
  9. I appreciate that he makes the local "media" squirm, wondering when it's going to start.
  10. Is that the rough looking chick ranch hand from Yellowstone? Just came in to laugh at anybody who doesn't have three H-E-Bs within six miles of their house. Fire away.
  11. Merry Maids?
  12. A non-Jew telling Jews how to Jew. On brand.
  13. Gonna need some clarification. AM or PM? Although both are quite bizarre.
  14. It pays to be a mouthbreather.
  15. Bill Laimbeer played a Sleestak while he was in high school.
  16. That is an insult to idiots.
  17. I volunteer to test this theory.
  18. I plan on swinging by pre-game. A little early for de-constructed burgers, but the pics I've seen on here with those look nice.
  19. Maybe it's just editing at tribal, but does Jeff every say "Well tribe, John Doe didn't lose his vote tonight since he wrangled a bead from each of you."? Would kind of like to see that payoff.
  20. Well surely if they were due a refund, then IRS would tack on a 25% bonus, yes? JKLOL
  21. I really liked the lady that got voted out this week. And Justine getting voted out so early is a definite bummer.
  22. I love this place.
  23. Got the willies watching that.
  24. Sounds like Embassy Suites to me! Free breakfast, and the "Manager's Reception" happy hour. Sad to say that I've spent probably 70+ nights in the BHM Embassy Suites. #nonhumblebrag
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