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Native Horn

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  1. Nice dinner! And what's weird is that Austin had snow before NYC this winter. Go figure.
  2. Stallone did this in Cobra when he distracted the psycho in the grocery store. Popped open a yellow belly, took a swig, then threw the can a few rows over. "You're the disease. I'm the cure." Absolutely horribad flick.
  3. I h8 the offseason.
  4. Yeah, fuck that....
  5. So Dak has scoreboard?
  6. I like it. But I'm just thirsty for some racing.
  7. Also thought the State Farm skit was hilarious.
  8. Ah OK, thought I missed the news on Dickie V. Whew! (Sorry Mr. Enberg).
  9. I'll bring some Tajin and a blowtorch.
  10. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
  11. ^^^^So which one died??
  12. nerd alert
  13. No caps to all caps. I'm torn. (And probably soon to be cut.)
  14. Apparently, capitalization does too. 🙂
  15. Fred Akers' daughter also drove a 10th anniversary Z in high school.
  16. One of the saddest things in the world is driving down Barton Springs Road thru Zilker Park the Monday after the Zilker Kite Festival. Tons of dead soldiers caught in the trees. And the festival itself - ay yi yi, never seen so many crying kids in one place (my son included).
  17. Tangentially, if you're feeling lonely because your friends aren't texting you, go get in your car and run some errands. Boom.
  18. I'm sure the actuaries for that insurance company (if they have any) aren't very confident in the life expectancy tables they devise for that demographic.
  19. Go on.....
  20. That's some great trolling if true. Love it.
  21. Whatta y'all have, a Model T?
  22. jacksonvillefan.gif
  23. CO leak, for the record.
  24. And Better Call Saul losing to some fucking dragon show......jeez. (I did not watch said dragon show, so flame away).
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