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Native Horn

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  1. Now if it was at Sam's, we'd probably have to dip into the wreath fun. I hope your son is OK and that they figure out how you can contact that dumbass.
  2. No fucking around guys - wear the same shit you've been wearing for the first three games. And whatever other superstitions you follow - they matter.
  3. True, he does seem overly concerned about that.
  4. Does that dog have a lazy eye?
  5. OK, y'all have me sold on the Mi Tienda beans. Will pick some up next trip.
  6. The thought of Verstappen shorts makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
  7. 69.5% chance to win. Niiiiiiice.
  8. Yeah, I just dropped $60 for a new (full) one at Home Depot for the new Blackstone griddle. Furk.
  9. I don't particularly mind calling it Lady Bird Lake (as Lady Bird was an awesome woman), but would never call it Lady Bird Lake Trail. Town Lake Trail just rolls off the tongue easier.
  10. Does my memory serve me correctly that there used to be a cafeteria near Guadalupe and 38th back in the day? Fairmont or something?
  11. FIFY
  12. D is for diploma, baybee!!
  13. I like HEB BBQ just fine in a pinch (aka, don't have half a day for a "real" BBQ experience). Had it at an office meeting a couple of weeks ago - brisket was way better than I had experienced previously from them. Sausage is definitely meh. Brisket beans and macaroni are pretty solid sides. The HEB by my house has a drive thru for True Texas BBQ, so that makes it even more convenient. Protip: you can purchase the True Texas BBQ sliced spicy pickles in the store - they're like crack.
  14. Who's got the possession arrow?
  15. Same. Sad thing is, I just figured this out a few years ago.
  16. OR, the Trump Syndicate has been getting money from Russia for years.
  17. Looks like Charles is getting a 10-place grid penalty for SA. It's like Binotto never left.
  18. And we all lost Bob Marley to it. Melanoma is a beeyotch!
  19. JFC, got it in five. Nuke me to Bolivia.
  20. So, is there a password to get the muff? Like Snake Farm and "I'd like change for a twenty"?
  21. That'll teach him to go to the stripe club.
  22. I suppose if you held a gun to my head and said "Order from Jason's or die" I would go for the muffaletta. Serviceable. Not exactly Central Grocery, but edible.
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