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Native Horn

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  1. Marge on the red carpet: TV Host: "And what are you wearing today to the hearings, Margie? You look stunning. Would make a taser blush!" Marge: "Oh, thanks, it's part of the Ross Redneck collection. I'm also wearing their sandals which are made for petite narrow feet such as my own."
  2. Apparently the company that makes Herman Miller office furniture. I'd be sitting on an Aeron chair now, but I'm not rich.
  3. As does their user name pic.
  4. OK great. Good talk.
  5. New junior stews are smokin'.
  6. And now, ours. Appreciate it!
  7. Friendly reminder that, no matter which way the clock goes, HEB is closed on Easter.
  8. I was told there would be no clocks.
  9. Your mom wanted my organ in her chemistry. Or something like that.
  10. Making hotel motel reservations for Chase's travel ball games, baw! Fixie
  11. Fuckin amateur hour at LHN.
  12. AF has to get back to CO for a series starting Thursday. Maybe solved??? #nojinx
  13. I tweeted @LonghornNetwork to voice my complaint, for what good that'll do.
  14. LHN audio/video seems very glitchy.
  15. Bingo. For what, I have no idea.
  16. That looks amazing! Was that a one-person meal? Looks like a meat coma incoming.
  17. I have watched the first two episodes. Requires a bit of belief suspension, but I'll keep watching. Rose is pretty hot.
  18. Pig Latin says whuuuuttt??
  19. In while Rangers are still undefeated. Let's go de Grom!
  20. Must be imitating a much younger man.
  21. Just wanted to clarify for any NASCAR fans that might be following this thread. 🙃
  22. I know you're probably just illustrating the volume of activity this weekend, but please nobody think those are Central times listed. F1 race is 11:55 pm CDT on Saturday.
  23. "Wait, there are machines that make coffee that you can use at HOME???" - Probably Several Surly Wives
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