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Native Horn

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  1. And now, ours. Appreciate it!
  2. Friendly reminder that, no matter which way the clock goes, HEB is closed on Easter.
  3. I was told there would be no clocks.
  4. Your mom wanted my organ in her chemistry. Or something like that.
  5. Making hotel motel reservations for Chase's travel ball games, baw! Fixie
  6. Fuckin amateur hour at LHN.
  7. AF has to get back to CO for a series starting Thursday. Maybe solved??? #nojinx
  8. I tweeted @LonghornNetwork to voice my complaint, for what good that'll do.
  9. LHN audio/video seems very glitchy.
  10. Bingo. For what, I have no idea.
  11. That looks amazing! Was that a one-person meal? Looks like a meat coma incoming.
  12. I have watched the first two episodes. Requires a bit of belief suspension, but I'll keep watching. Rose is pretty hot.
  13. Pig Latin says whuuuuttt??
  14. In while Rangers are still undefeated. Let's go de Grom!
  15. Must be imitating a much younger man.
  16. Just wanted to clarify for any NASCAR fans that might be following this thread. 🙃
  17. I know you're probably just illustrating the volume of activity this weekend, but please nobody think those are Central times listed. F1 race is 11:55 pm CDT on Saturday.
  18. "Wait, there are machines that make coffee that you can use at HOME???" - Probably Several Surly Wives
  19. Keith Raniere and the NXIVM cult being the latest iteration. At least he didn't kill himself like that pussy Koresh. Serving 120 years in the federal pen.
  20. If I were to picture what an aggy XC runner looks like in my head, this is precisely what I would come up with.
  21. Something I learned today: there's a dressing made in Nebraska named Dorothy Lynch, and it is "both sweet and spicy." I love this place.
  22. Way too hard, but I’ll allow it.
  23. Strikes. Throw them. Fuck.
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