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Sawbonz

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Everything posted by Sawbonz

  1. That poor groom
  2. NSIAP The Texas way: why the most disaster-prone US state is so allergic to preparing for disasters https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/13/texas-disaster-weather-preparations-us
  3. Yeah but hers seems to be growing
  4. Are you sure your wife loves you?
  5. Shouldn’t you be under a bridge sucking dicks?
  6. Austin should try having weeks/months of below freezing temperatures
  7. Dean Cain joining ICE
  8. Hasn’t the guy been punished enough?
  9. I think you’re confusing that with frankincense and myrrh
  10. I don’t want to miss that call from the Nigerian prince. That wire transfer still has hit my account.
  11. Look at portion sizes in the 50’s and 60’s. Plus people only ate fast food a few days a month. Add in a pot of coffee and a pack of smokes a day and wallah everybody was thin and happy
  12. They’re going to know why you’re being cunty?
  13. What the fuck are you talking about
  14. It’s your Neanderthal DNA That’s all for wusses.
  15. Death, or Chikungunya? I choose death Ok then. Death by Chikungunya!!
  16. Why should that matter? Trump has been declaring emergencies for absolutely no reason for six fucking months and nobody’s doing anything about it.
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