Everything posted by Red Five
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Trump’s America
He’s the Michael Jordan of narcissists who has made billions in the last 11 months. He probably really does think the economy is doing great.
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Trump’s America
And there’s basically zero pushback. They are free to make up the craziest shit imaginable and no one cares. An opposition party would be really useful, but oh well I guess.
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Southern at Texas.. do we even care?
Mark and Weaver combined for 4 total points and 3 turnovers in 37 minutes. Weaver was 0-6 from the field.
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Melania Trump -- Not a Fan of Christmas
Yeah but she’s white so all good.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop
Melvin Hills got in the motherfucker.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop
I didn’t realize just how small he is until I saw pics of him standing with our other QBs. It was comical.
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Trump’s America
I’m not sure what you mean. Could you go into much more detail please?
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
This is what I'm saying... they clearly aren't forbidden from killing, because they killed a billion people. That seems to be something ingrained in the fun RNA they sent us. So humans now (except for 12) are forbidden from picking apples, because that's how they've been programmed.
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Trump’s America
Criticizing policy is now considered anti-American, huh. Great job freedom lovers.
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Trump’s America
He called them “garbage people”. He called Omar garbage, and called her friends garbage. The president of the United States said these things. I don’t think he lost any support. The really frustrating part is that this is the easiest comeback in history and I haven’t heard it yet: “Her friends are garbage? You were best friends with Jeffrey Epstein.”
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop
There are some trades I would make there potentially (RBs for some of those DBs) but overall good news.
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Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
What parent would keep their children in this town?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop
UCF sounds about right.
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Trump’s America
“Ooh it’s a lady. Hello lady.”
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All things SNL
I know Wickline is in the cast and they have to put her in skits... but wow she was so uncomfortable and unnatural in that "truth or dare" skit. McCarthy is the host and takes to everything like a duck to water, and then there is Wickline. Looking terrified and awkward.
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We're Going Bowling!!!
Why are some of those teams declining bowl bids?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Turntine and Robertson. Also, we got Wright to decommit, which isn't nothing.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Let's see... Oklahoma, Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska, Mississippi, Alabama... will I eventually get to 25? Gotta be something dumb like that. "The real states".
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
Maybe I’m off base here but I think the virus transmission they gave us instructs us to not kill, not pluck apples, etc. Not that the aliens responsible (or who/whatever) can’t do those things. If that makes sense.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop
Carlton will have an Alfred Collins-like career. He’s already over 280 lbs. He’s a DT.
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All things SNL
I didn't laugh once I don't think (only watched through Update) but on the bright side, I'm finding myself ridiculously attracted to Ashley Padilla now.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
We can fix him?
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Trump’s America
I read his name at first as General Dean Cain. "Yep, that sounds about right."
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
How many of these teams would Texas be favored over if we played them next weekend at a neutral site? Half?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Pull up their schedule. It's hilarious. But hurr durr three losses versus two losses.