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Red Five

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  1. I don't know, he'd give Owens a decent battle for third string QB, I suppose.
  2. Trump famously doesn't pay anyone. Are they going to claim that Stormy extorted him? And that he paid her? Ok.
  3. Team Dotard seems pretty screwed here. Good luck with that one juror who gets his news from Truth Social, I guess. They're seriously going to argue that Trump paid $130k in hush money to someone he didn't have sex with?
  4. "Nuh uh! Thank you your honor." (sits down)
  5. The republican nominee for President, ladies and gentlemen.
  6. Sounds like the ideal time to run for President of the United States.
  7. I thought of this word earlier than I guessed it, but didn't go with it because I thought it had been used already. I'm guessing there is a database somewhere that tracks the words previously used... would that constitute cheating? Also, wonder when they'll start reusing words.
  8. Wordle 1,038 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Preface: I don't know anything about any of this shit. My 20 year-old Onkyo receiver crapped out on me a few days ago. Started randomly turning off, and now it won't turn back on. I doubt repair is an option. I have the two front speakers, two back speakers, and monster subwoofer setup deal. @jimmyjazz would your magic sound bar be a sufficient replacement for a surround sound system like that? I am also more than content with "pretty good".
  10. I haven't heard anyone say they want him to leave, except I guess you in the next sentence.
  11. One time we had Vince Young and Colt McCoy on the same team. That was ok.
  12. Oh, just trying to not get 12 innocent people killed. Because of you, you stupid fat fuck.
  13. Most of surly will be crushed if he is able to recover and live a normal healthy life.
  14. Murphy was playing against walk-ons. And didn’t look like Manning did yesterday.
  15. How does that person get on the jury? Might as well have someone on there who was inside the capitol on 1/6.
  16. You are going to fucking hate Bill Norton.
  17. Wordle 1,037 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Good idea. We can call them "the colored folks". Who wants to make the t-shirts?
  19. God damn he looked good. I know, we talkin' bout practice, but still. And I'm not going to say it, but we're all thinking it. Good problem to have, I suppose.
  20. Was this supposed to be a joke?
  21. It’s a tough time for Dotard, but at least he has his wife and five children by his side. Oh wait none of them have spent one second there.
  22. Bumping channels on Sirius and stopped on MSNBC, unaware of any of this. They spoke briefly about the trial and then said “….. this is the first time I’ve seen someone set themself on fire.” Me: “Bwahahahahahaha what??”
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