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jimmyjazz

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  1. I just love management-speak. "Restructure, reorganization, impacted" etc. You fired them you fuckwad.
  2. That one gives me big Aimee Mann vibes (which is a very good thing).
  3. My wife uses the Dexcom Continuous Glucose Monitor that is stuck into her upper arm, it has an associated iPhone app that warns when her blood sugar goes out of bounds in either direction.
  4. "Hey, this chimpanzee wants to play with my kid, what could go wrong?"
  5. Love the thread title. Fenway (Boston). Let us know when you head to NYC: Yankee Stadium (the Bronx). Haven't been to Boston in a minute, but I have had some DAMN fine very thin pizza there.
  6. It's not very hard to figure out how recruits land at one school over another: $$$.
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    Burgers

    I'm not sure why anyone would eat that plant-based crap, but it does tend to cost a lot more than ground beef.
  8. I tried textise, it didn't work. Thanks.
  9. Why tf would you let your toddler stand in front of a goat?
  10. Oh look, an Austin Business Journal story that nobody can read. That's unusual.
  11. No, I'm laughing at your dumb ass. You're back to one of your favorite pet phrases.
  12. "carve out" DRINK! Annie's back! Dumbass.
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    Burgers

    This is the burger deal of the century. Seriously good 1/2 pound charbroiled burgers, $3.99 a la carte all day every day. $4.99 with American cheese. The place is called Bon Aire, just west of Burnet and 183. They also have shrimp, a few kebabs, toasted (cheese) ravioli, wings, brats and fries. The fries aren't worth it, get a veggie kebab instead. I'm going for the toasted ravioli next time. (It's a St. Louis themed neighborhood bar, nothing fancy, just a bunch of TVs, some decent beers, and a small menu. No takeout.) Bon Aire
  14. Damn. Flynn said Jones was gonna be assassinated. Crummy thread bump.
  15. Nah, she'll just take 'em out back to the gravel pit and execute them.
  16. Allergic to botox?
  17. I'd buy $30 of fish and chips plus pints per and give the rest to charity.
  18. Well, that's offensive. I much prefer Serbian midget porn myself. F'n insurance companies probably draw the line there, some sort of "pre-existing condition" or some such.
  19. That's so cool. I love hearing stories like that. Artists have real lives and sometimes things just don't go right.
  20. It would be one of the more justfiable gofundme-s I've seen. Medical bills + housing add up, doesn't matter which bucket they end up in.
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