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jimmyjazz

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  1. More or less. The U.S. Flag Code states that the American flag is not to be flown upside down “except as a signal of dire distress in instance of extreme danger to life or property.”
  2. Yeah, I was in the womb. Missed the whole damn thing.
  3. Dude had no choice and he gave it a run, props.
  4. Oh HELL yes Borba! Tied on the solo HR, no outs!
  5. It doesn't change the fact that there is a bit of a dance required in judging when to bring in the closer.
  6. How many pitches per weekend do you think he has in the tank?
  7. Just born there, though. Moved when I was 16 months old. Wish I had stayed for the rest of my youth, though, so point taken.
  8. Houston area surely has taken more than its share of weather-related shit in recent years. It's crazy.
  9. If we're being honest, Porter Brown should know he has a 0.00% chance of ma . . . oh, never mind.
  10. I'm really rusty on my biblical studies -- is Hand Job one of the apocrypha?
  11. All the nicest houses use a brick or stone front facade and then cheap out on the siding elsewhere, you cretin.
  12. "Cognitive dissidents" might be the most unintentionally ironic phrase of the century (to date). As usual, band name.
  13. Damn, I've seen some delays, but that's a new level.
  14. Good guys up 3-2, bottom 7, 1 out, runner on 1st EDIT: runners 1st and 2nd after infield single
  15. When @BeardIP is on your side, you might want to reconsider some life choices.
  16. Jeez, that looks terrible. Straight line winds or a possible tornado?
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