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Blotto

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  1. We are just entering earnings season for Q1 now. The next few weeks will be interesting to hear both the forward guidance and executive comments on their faith in the economy moving forward. Assuming no new tariffs and that we dont bomb Iran or California soon, a constant refrain of lowered earnings forecasts or fears of a recession could still drive us lower. We are in unchartered waters of dipshittery. The tariff "exemption" announced today was phrased as lasting a month or two "to allow companies to reshore," as if semi fabs that require multi-billions in investments and years to build/qualify will all be humming along by July, lulz.
  2. Lulz, so predictable https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-does-tim-apple-a-solid-investors-cheer-smartphone-tariff-exemption-despite-mixed-white-house-signals-124235436.html Thanks for the double up, I guess.
  3. Yeah,cause he was dead. The only people I feel badly for are the injured, deceased, and their relatives. Lacy couldn't even figure out a way to off himself that didn't put others at risk. Fuck that guy
  4. That was a hell of a Sunday. Would watch again.
  5. damn. Rose is gonna have to make his birdie, as I doubt Rory will miss a chance for a win twice
  6. lolololololololololol
  7. Fuck yeah Rose. That might have just gotten me into the money in my Masters pool. Thought I was dead earlier.
  8. impressive to pull out of that tailspin with that bomb. Fuckin hell that was a shot.
  9. Rory choking on Sunday at the Masters. A tradition unlike any other.
  10. sit your hillbilly ass down, bitch
  11. If I didnt know any better, I woud have guessed the aggy yell leaders set up shop in the UK dugout
  12. WTF.....seems like once you cross the "tried to barge into the pilot's cabin" line, the threshold for criminal charges has been met.
  13. Probably because he was a cocky douche on the PGA tour throwing temper tantrums and kind of acting like a bitch when things didn't go his way. And yeah, LIV participation is a big hit in my mind. He's free to make his own choices, and I'm free to judge "celebrities" by the choices they make. The LIV tour is a clown show. His new personality must have taken hold since he's been on the LIV tour, but that gets about 50K viewers a week, so nobody knows. I still think he's kind of a tool, but he no longer aggravates me. A few more years of sporadic majors coverage and people will catch on. But in the meantime, those that watch golf regularly are busy watching the PGA and probably just remember the brash douche of pre-LIV days.
  14. Donnie would shoot Eric Trump in the head on national television for a 1% bump in the polls. Or for some extra chicken nuggets.
  15. If Kevin was a cheetah
  16. Just read up on that crazy dude trying to fight West Campus. I imagine he will get his ass beat to a pulp at some point, but the fact he isnt in jail right now is unreal. How can we get helmet boy to beat the fuck out of Garza?
  17. I see Mullen Automotive (MULN) underwent another reverse split this morning. Split History Date Ratio Apr. 11, 2025 1:100 Feb. 18, 2025 1:60 Sep. 17, 2024 1:100 Dec. 21, 2023 1:100 Aug. 11, 2023 1:9 May 04, 2023 1:25 If you owned 13 billion shares a couple of years ago, you would own exactly one share today. Depending on which site you visit, their market cap is somewhere between 33K and 78K. I always thought I'd like to run an auto company. Who's with me? I'm gonna need someone who knows what they are doing. I also am interviewing for a CFO that has an extremely generous attitude when approving expenses.
  18. wouldn't be crazy about this one...
  19. Because its impossible to store a couple of country hams in a t-shirt.
  20. Blotto

    High

    I presume the serving size is that box of 3, correct? On a separate note, I ran out of my regular bootlegged gummies so I stopped by a smoke shop here in ATX to pick up some hometown hero gummies. The lady working the counter told me if you buy more than one item, you get 10% off your order, so I told her to get me the cheapest edibles they had. She suggested this Qty (2) for $5 package which featured the cannabinoid THC-P. "WTF is that" I asked, and she said its really strong and lasts a long time. Whatever, I bought it. https://leafwell.com/blog/what-is-thcp Gotdamn! I ate one (8mg) at 6PM one evening and it took a couple of hours to get rolling but I was still BAKED at 1-2AM. When I woke up the next morning......still stoned, but not as bad. At random times the next day, I would become rebaked. Shit was something else. I may just throw the other one out as I dont need to be stoned the next day, lulz. You definitely aren't getting that kinda mileage on $2.50 worth of booze.
  21. Its funny, Scottie was only picked in 30% of all entries, which is the most of any player, but I would have guessed it would be higher. Maybe the rationale is that if everyone picks Scottie, it doesn't really matter how he does because it basically eliminates his value, so lots of people picked others as a differentiating feature in case Scottie has an off week. At least that was my thought when I considered others. But Scottie is so much better than anyone else in the field, I couldn't justify choosing someone else in the end. Maybe Rory, but fuck that guy, I'm sick of his twaty-ness and he constantly chokes in these things anyway. out of Tier 1: Scottie - 30% Rory- 25% Morikawa - 15% everyone else was 2-6% except Hideki who was like .5%.
  22. Yeah I left Rory out. He was T1 for certain.
  23. Scottie Aberg BDC Morikawa Hideki Xander JT Koepka
  24. Would suck to just be strolling along the river, enjoying an authentic slice of Sbarro and get taken out by a rogue helicopter rotor.
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