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Parliament

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  1. Where’s the crime here?
  2. Who owns this ranch? You? If so, next year make the rule: talk politics and you’ll be escorted off the property.
  3. So what happens next? A run on the banks? Massive printing of Ruble’s? Hyperinflation?
  4. I’m no detective, but I think they should check that guy out.
  5. $64B seems a bit low. But it’s a far cry from $211B. https://www.state.gov/u-s-security-cooperation-with-ukraine/
  6. Not with an attitude like that. How many more refineries can our ATAACMS and Storm Shadows reach?
  7. Looks like some kinda intervention was done and we aren’t gonna see 119 today. Let’s hope for tomorrow.
  8. Back on June of 20…23? (six months before FTX blew up) my mother (retired banker) called me. Mom: “I was watching the Today Show and they were talking about this “crypto…currency.” What is it? Me: “It’s a prop bet between strangers, all logged on a computer server somewhere.” Mom: “…so it’s all bullshit.” Me: “Yes” Mom: “Good talk.” Pretty sure I saved my inheritance with that.
  9. And the daily chart. Word got out that Wally bought in yesterday.
  10. OTOH, cabbage futures are soaring. You people never point out the good things. jk of course. Maybe maybe maybe maybe this’ll be enough to end the war?
  11. Hadta Google. Yep, they have nukes. Would be idea if they don’t fall into rebel hands.
  12. I’m joking. All 3 sucked equally. (Also a joke.)
  13. American farmers use a lot of nitrogen and potassium fertilizer manufactured in Canada fwiw.
  14. Pretty sure the first recorded case of enshittification is what happened to Shaggy Bevo. It was brought down by trademark bullshit and every subsequent iteration has been worse and worse.
  15. I’m not sure if that’s a joke, but it seems like a tamale dressing might taste REAL good.
  16. If your family has no black sheep, it means YOU are the black sheep.
  17. Pretty sure suit armor came long after the Roman Empire fell. I’ll also point out that by the standards of the time, the Roman Empire was a welcoming place for other cultures.
  18. https://nypost.com/2024/11/21/world-news/bug-smuggler-arrested-with-more-than-300-tarantulas-strapped-to-his-body/
  19. Needs Skittles
  20. The direct Twitter link: https://xcancel.com/JayinKyiv/status/1860395254362325156 Rogan and his guests will occassionally smoke drugs and talk stupid. But I think this time he's sober.
  21. Yeah it’s Bud Light, but I think it’s funny. Gets BL back to the late 00’s quality. Humorous, irreverent and yet reverent to their base. And no farting horses or dilly dilly. Shane Gillis is the right guy for the campaign. Tweet says it’s “anti woke.” I don’t see that, but I guess they gotta say it.
  22. It would work. But I’m thinking Tom Cruise (doing his Harvey Weinstein impression) for this.
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