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Buffsoldier

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  1. In fairness, based on recent events with this group, she's kinda right to be suspicious of a tow truck...
  2. I cannot say with any certainty that I would have been able to resist snatching the phone out of her hands and throwing it in the fuckin' lake.
  3. I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
  4. Cameraman's got a pretty big nutsack on him as well....
  5. You came to the wrong hood motherfucker.
  6. If your daughter is 5, this is pretty awesome. If she's 15....welllllll..... you might want to look into long term care.
  7. #3 in the top row (pink pants, white polka dots) is game. Tally ho, bitches!
  8. As fine a goodbye as any I could ever come up with:
  9. Well fuck me. I guess Chesty Puller gave him permission. RIP, Gunny
  10. Lieutenant Jonathan James Kendrick.
  11. Oh, fuck it, I'll say it: Those home abortion kits sure do pack a wallop.
  12. Winds strong enough to damage outer parts of the Taj Mahal. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/strong-storm-damages-minarets-at-gates-of-taj-mahal/2018/04/12/7785c8d6-3e4f-11e8-955b-7d2e19b79966_story.html
  13. My only two complaints about my Mom: 1. I. AM. NOT. YOUR. GODDAMNED. IT. SERVICE. I live in Denver, you live in Seattle. I cannot tell you if you should "push this thingee" or not. 2. No matter how much you want it to happen, I am not going to reconcile with my aunt (who just died a few weeks ago) or her daughter. They stole money from me 10 years ago. If they want to reconcile, then they need to repay the money, plus the interest. And we both know they'll never do that. So stop telling me about them in any fashion, and stop dropping hints that I "should get a hold of them". Otherwise, I think my mom is sweet as hell. I don't mind spending an hour or so on the phone with her every 7-10 days because she probably doesn't talk too much to other people. And it's fun listening to her giggle at the silly things her granddaughter does.
  14. That's because it's not her money that's being wasted. It's yours.
  15. O Holy Night during the holiday season. Especially when that high note is hit and held. The National Anthem. After 21 years in uniform, it just gets deep into you. The thought of my daughter growing up. (she's currently 7) Related: The thought of my daughter at her wedding. This commercial:
  16. This reminds me of your mom for some reason...
  17. Clock? No. But I used to have a dishwasher that looked a little like that.
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