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Buffsoldier

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  1. "Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice."
  2. She must've been something before electricity (was installed in Russia).
  3. Gonna pick up my daughter from her mothers and do something she considers fun. Maybe a water park. Then somewhere I want to go for dinner, something lowkey, possibly Biker Jim's hotdogs downtown. I don't want any gifts, I don't want to do anything fancy. Just spend time with my daughter and see her be her.
  4. You were just given license to not speak to her or listen to her for am indeterminate period of time. TAKE. THE. WIN.
  5. Your wife cleans? Fucking humblebrag.
  6. If you can fold a piece of paper 42 times, the thickness of the stack will reach from the earth to the moon.
  7. Larry is my spirit animal.
  8. Get your offer in quick. That particular market is on fire. It'll be a rock solid investment soon.
  9. There is no way. No...way...that #9 is only $2. Move the decimal 6 or 7 spaces to the right.
  10. "Yes, I can now your yard, for most reasonable price." And then this:
  11. And the season started with a little kiss, like this
  12. "Look, when I said to gun the engine...." "There I was, just shooting through traffic, when...." "I was proceeding along at a good clip, and then...." What else am I forgetting?
  13. I could literally watch this awesomeness for days. For just a few moments this makes me not a cold hearted angry bastard.
  14. There oughta be a law....
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