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Elvis

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  1. I think it would be cool to build a giant shop and put one of those giant 5th wheel mansion trailers inside. There would still be room for all of your trucks and gators and other country toys. Roll out some astroturf and make a little indoor yard. Throw in a bar and bandstand and your having a real good time.
  2. Elvis

    Cart Narcs

    Magnanimous is how you handle carts The End.
  3. Elvis

    Cart Narcs

    I nearly got into a fight at HEB over a cart. Well almost. Buff bro and his chick left a cart short of the corral. Priscilla and I are walking by as this happens. I grab the cart and say “don’t worry about it, I got bro” Buff bro turns around and asks if if I have a problem. Priscilla realizes this is one of those things that will escalate quickly. I just keep pushing the cart and don’t look back. Priscilla does the talking for me. “He’s got it. He’s putting it back for you.” then a little shit talking that I ignore. Priscilla: “he’s got it’s fine. Don’t mess with him.
  4. And I’ve done some dangerous shit.
  5. I’m pretty pleased to quite pleased to have skin on my face and body. That’s a nope for me bruh.
  6. https://www.avsforum.com/threads/soundproofing-master-thread.1509173/
  7. 85?
  8. What noise are you trying to contain or keep out? Home theater? Street noise?
  9. My favorite BMW:
  10. If you’re old enough to be on this site… and you haven’t fucked a girl named Jenny…. I don’t know what to tell ya. I have a nascar story, but this isn’t the right thread.
  11. I think she makes this face of disapointment 90% of the time. Never been a fan.
  12. Garner is right out. I wouldn’t put up with her for a second.
  13. (Ricky Gere)
  14. Guzman must have an incredible agent. He has been in everything. Well, maybe not everything. But he is in something every single year since 1977.
  15. The Chernobyl fire fighters death from acute radiation poisining is up there. Slowly melting for days or weeks.
  16. My buddy had a saying. It’s better to burn out than rust out. He was the dude that died in a plane crash years back. It was on the other site. The turbo prop plane with a longhorn on the vertical stabilizer. RIP amigo.
  17. How did she not sucomb to smoke inhalation in the first five minutes?
  18. Coke and dope may have helped with the pain of burning alive. It may have also kept her alive to endure it longer.
  19. Furk. That’s gotta hurt.
  20. Maybe eye balls?
  21. Yard sign talk not going away
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