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Elvis

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  1. Not sure if this is the right thread. me and my friends in high school go to the hood to buy some grass in my prelude. We arrive to find that Black dudes think this a decent chance to roll some white dudes. They step up hard and find…. outside line backer, inside line backer, corner back, and safety. All In my prelude. Homeboys say “dayum! Y’all rolling fo deep in da hood like dat?!” Me: “yup” We got our twenty dolla bag no problem
  2. Cartagena?
  3. I totally forgot that I saw her butthole.
  4. Hold up there chief. Roping a steer while riding a horse is as athletic and difficult as anything out there.
  5. I had a fif grade assignment to make a diarama (sp?) so I chose a 1000 page book by Clancy. I watched October and used my GI Joe’s to build a crazy fight scene with cotton balls for smoke. It was cool and I got an A.
  6. Hope she’s ok. She has/d Anniston nips.
  7. Is Webb looking at my sausage right now?
  8. Maybe only got up to 86-87mph?
  9. Elvis

    Shit My Kid Says

    Me: anything 12.5yo: this is bull shit me: alright the internet is off for a month kid: that’s total bull shit! me: ok a year no phone kid: ok I’ll clean the pool me: giterdun before football practice at seventeen fucking AM.!!!
  10. Elvis

    Vice Principals

  11. Cartier Roadster XL running fast and ding in the case from me running into the granite countertop. $525 Tag 17 skeleton back just quit and needs a new band $1100 Citizen daily beater needs a new crystal after 15 years. $50 I think Cheap Seiko upgrade from buckle to deployment clasp $50 I think. Omega Planet Ocean chrono was purchased from Bernard. It was running slow and they attempted repair under warranty 2 or 3 times. The problem persists. John at M&H said I should call Swatch Group at this point. Can’t blame him on that can of worms. It’s a super complicated watch.
  12. This is a great product if you don't have an integrated filler. https://www.amazon.com/Fill-Matic-2000-swimming-leveler/dp/B07B2NQG2D
  13. Thanks for the recommendation to Martinez and Hood. I took all of my watches and decided to drop about $2k on repairs. The turned me down on working on my Omega though. I guess it has to go to Switzerland or somewhere.
  14. All right here’s one…
  15. Roku channel popped up on my Roku TVs. All the sketches are jokes with a twist punch line. Would hate to ruin them. Burr basically did what he does. He thought of a great shock jokes and turned into 20+ sketches. Most are 5 minutes long I think.
  16. Porsche says hi on the frunk battery locking lid BS.
  17. Lol hilarious. That is all.
  18. Follow up: “ Mr. Pibb is for assholes” ”then drink up”
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