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Elvis

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  1. I did that with a bottle of gold shlager after a night of frat drinking just to prove I could. According to witnesses, I fell asleep with my eyes open and my “friends” “Weekend at Bernie’s’d” me for about 20 hours. Probably should have called the amber lamps, but I’m a survivor.
  2. To be better at fighting?
  3. I don’t recommend it, but Girl Next on Prime is the most fucked up movie I’ve ever watched.
  4. I've decided to keep my Avalanche for my son to drive in a couple of years, but I need a new place to store it. A covered spot anywhere around Round Rock or Austin is what I'm looking for. Any recommendations?
  5. Safelite online quote $1070!!!!! 2019 GMC Sierra AT4
  6. What kind of horrible "music" is that?
  7. This deserves it's own thread. No spoilering, because I just watched the first episode. I didn't know about it until @RPM posted about it in the Netflix thread. It seams like it has everything that I love in a TV program. Me, Priscilla, Matt, monkeys, guns and violence, tits and ass.
  8. Somehow I was not aware of this. That looks awesome!
  9. 2/3 X 12 + 0.5 = 8:30 Two steps y'all.
  10. What boot store got so lucky?
  11. Elvis

    Fat People

    I haven't really paid attention to this thread, but this last page seams to be about success stories. Good for y'all. I've never been a fat guy, but my mid-40s are teaching me that my easy fitness days are behind me. I should probably get off my butt and do something about it.
  12. What are all you liberal arts mofos writing about all the time?
  13. https://gfycat.com/unfitrightkakarikis
  14. I’m interested in trying the micro dose thing to treat mental health and alcoholism. How do you get the stuff? Doctors? Psychiatrist? Street drugs?
  15. Well I think she cost me a lot of socks that 6th grade year.
  16. Zigged when he should have zagged with his buddies.
  17. Elvis

    Post your scores

    I think I did pretty well considering I've been drinking through my St. Patrick's day hangover.
  18. Elvis

    Post your scores

    I think the intro was written by ChatGPT and this is a joke test.
  19. I thought for sure this is the guy we are talking about....
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