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Elvis

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  1. Skipping imax for Flix for the food during the 3 hours. 9pm with my son. I guess he’s going to see some skin.
  2. Senior year of high school. Double date. My date is Miss Teen Texas. (Maybe she didn’t win, but she competed). Other couple is my best friend (inside linebacker) and his date is the beautiful and dumb town bicycle. After dinner we go to a little spot at the lake. Things are going well for everyone in the front and back seats and we’re all down to our skivies. We get the girls to parade around in front of the headlights before a dip in the lake. After a little swim and making out, we head back to the car for what should have happened but didn’t. Linebacker bro tries to press the girls into switching dates for a while. Miss teen TX didn’t expect that and it ruined all the action “that’s enough, take us home” So I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone, dropped em off early but we didn’t go home. True story.
  3. Agree on Jack Ryan S4 being sub-par. I’ve been forcing myself through it, but woof. Only one episode left I hope. I remember S2 and S3 being pretty solid. Reminds me of a weak season of 24.
  4. Is tarded ok? Seams to take the sting out of it. As in, “ this thread is tarded”. I only get offended if it’s an insult directly made to me to intentionally mean disrespect. For example, someone called me a Yankee in another thread. Thems fightin words.
  5. I watched this again last week, and I gotta say, I liked every bit of it. Again.
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    2023 Drunk Thread

    Second post I’ve read about Sign Bar. Looks cool. I guess we better check it out. Is it hipster crowd or what?
  7. Could a few guys cut you free in time if snek got a wrap around you? Snek could squeeze you to death pretty quick I think.
  8. I’ve seen Dragged Across Concrete several times. The slowness and gore is just perfect. I might need a minute before another viewing of Bone Tom’s hawk. Cellblock 99 will be new to me.
  9. Surly hosted pictures aren’t loading for me on Verizon iPhone
  10. I went to Willies last picnick at Leukenbach. Summer between senior and freshman year. We camped at/on Enchanted Rock. We brought girls and had a lot of fun. Highway Patrol interfered regularly.
  11. Elvis

    Mad Men

    Ted kind of sucks
  12. Bone Tomahawk. I didn't know anything about it going in. Wow.
  13. Elvis

    Tipping

    Heading to Cabo again. I’ll grab a grand from the bank of mixed bills for tips and get out of trouble money. Pretty standard.
  14. Fall 97, Castilian new friends. Sixth street. rage and party trying to get home in friends fire bird with standard transmission guy thinks it’s smart to blast NWA fuck the police for the short drive home. immediately pulled over. cop is ready to test and arrest im feeling pretty good and spout off that I can get those kids back to campus. cop says ok get them home. can’t drive stick very well. Lurching and nervous I get the car a block away and switch back to DWI car owner for the short drive back to the castle.
  15. There was a time in 91/92 when T2, Basic Instinct, and Waynes World were all playing at the theater at the mall. Those were some fun days at the mall in junior high. Smoke come cigarettes, go to Spencers, get a ticket to Waynes World and spend all day sneaking between those movies; especially in time to see some Sharon beaver.
  16. I guess my dad was having a bad year when I was about 5 or 6, because we had to move into a trailer house in the country. One of our responsibilites was taking care of the horses in the horse barn behind the house. There was another trailer house on the property, but they just lived there. They didn't have work and wern't supposed to mess with the barn or animals. We had to burn our trash. We had a lot of land to get into trouble in. One night, me and the two neighbor boys decide we are going to go get a horse out and ride it around...at night. We're 5-8 years old, there's three of us. We were'nt big enough to tack the horse, and we couldn't figure out how to get up on it bare back. So we all drop down into the stall by the horse's feet. Trample and kick zone, and the horse dosen't like this BS one bit. We do some sort of a three kids on sholder's boost move (using the stall rails for stability). I'm the one that got on bare back. The other two tried to get on too, but it just wasn't happening. The other boys are just about to open the stall for my getaway. Remember, no saddle or reins...Indian style. My dad shows up in time to stop us. He was just glad we weren't permanently retarded from getting kicked. A bunch of other country kid shit happened that year in the country. And then more in the big city of Abilene.
  17. I roofed in Phoenix circa 2009 and adjusted there circa 1998. Everyone had a roof mounted swamp cooler. Detach, lift, reset, and Flashing that water monster was a bitch.
  18. Belongs in my Dyin thread
  19. My main pool pump is singing all kinds of new songs all of the sudden. Bearings? I filed a claim with American Home Shield to try to get it fixed before total failure in this heat.
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