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Elvis

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  1. The Substance. That was an awkward watch with my wife and 15yo son. They bailed on it a little past halfway through, and I'm glad they did. I clicked through the second disgusting half. Gross. Softcore porn gone wrong. That first half tho! I'll just leave this NSFW link here. Don't click it if you're mom has a blocker on your internet. https://www.mrskin.com/every-margaret-qualley-and-demi-moore-nude-scene-in-the-substance-ranked---31536#
  2. Holy shit I completely forgot about book covers and wrapping them. I recall being extremely proficient at that process.
  3. What does this have to do with Trump, America, or Trump's America?
  4. Here's a pretty easy way that I think about a multi-dimensional vector (or space). A 2-dimensional vector is easy: X and Y axis. 3 dimensions add Z. 4 dimensions add time. Want to add a bunch of other qualities? add a 32-bit color space...there's a bunch. Then any other real or non-real qualities: frequency, race, religion, quantum spin, etc. Big multi-dimensional vectors, space, and matricies are pretty interesting. I'm not really that smart any more, so maybe that is all bullshit.
  5. Wow. That was really interesting. I have an engineering degree, so I took matrix analysis and vector calculus. Without that knowledge and an understanding of multidimensional space and vectors, that would be total gibberish.
  6. Elvis replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    She' on one of the Star Trek shows. Strange New Worlds maybe? Edit: Yeah. This chick. Christina Chong
  7. I'm an insurance adjuster and a contractor. Call me when you file your fire claim. Don't leave your dog in the garage.
  8. Why are triangular wonds impossible to stitch?
  9. I don’t get it
  10. Workout bro better than the others. Old, smelly, HR liability? No thanks. Engaged chick might be fun. Might get invited to the wedding and bang her sister.
  11. Elvis replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz
    I had my pre-screen last week. I want to get this done before the end of the year for deductible reasons. I took their last appointment on 12/31. Happy new year to my butt! For a bonus…. I mentioned that I have trouble swallowing sometimes. He added an endoscopy down my throat to the procedure. I’ve met my deductible so why not. I just hope they wash that snake between orifices!
  12. Caleb.
  13. Elvis replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Victor's new girlfriend is a baddy. Her scene is just a few seconds in the kitchen with Angela. I can't find any pics of her or even her name in the cast. It might be Natalie L'Amoreaux listed as Savanah on IMDB, but I can't tell for sure. I hope she gets some more screen time, but I doubt it since we haven't ever even seen Victor.
  14. They replayed it at Bullock? I have been trying to keep track of a replay since they announced this. I saw it at the Bullock originally and it is the best theater experience I have ever had. I would definitely want to see it again there.
  15. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
    That photographer sent me some of his pics. I'm not too impressed, but here they are. The light up door sills look cooler in person.
  16. Good idea. I don’t have a 22 pistol for him. Smallest is 9mm. My older son is bringing his 22 rifle. I’ll see if my brother has a 22 pistol.
  17. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
    My 2008 isn't quite a classic yet, but it's getting there. It's name is Top Down. I spent Friday night detailing it in the garage while it rained outside. The rain cleared and the streets dried Saturday night, so I took Top Down out to get some gas. It was looking good under the gas station lights, so I started taking some pictures. Then this photographer on a motorcycle comes out of nowhere and starts taking pictures. I let him take his time and showed him around the car. He's going to send me pictures from his camera after he edits them. Here are some from my crappy camera phone.
  18. Agreed. There's a thread for this!
  19. Is that Uncle Baby Billy's dimwit wife too?
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