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Elvis

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  1. The way her mouth moves when she says Luxembourg makes me happy in pants.
  2. Late to the party. The Luxembourg detective in Patriot (Amazon Prime) is so fine. I could watch her talk all day (I have). Patriot is also one of my all time favorite TV shows. Up there with Madmen and Sopranos. You’ll owe me some props after you watch this.
  3. Y’all will like this. I won my FFL season this year with a bunch of Longhorn alums in the league. It’s customary for the champ to buy a bar tab for the local guys that can make it. Instead I’m buying range time at Eagle Peak in Leander for a good old fashioned shootem’ up! Probably 7 or 8 of us will go with a substantial arsenal. should be fun!
  4. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
    I’m guessing most of them sell to old dudes that fingered their prom date in a car like that. Or their girlfriend got plowed by the QB in a car like that and they think it’s going to make them cool like the QB. If I had the space, I would have a cherry version of my Prelude that I got for my 15th birthday. First freshman with a car. . It was pretty cool and so was I.
  5. I haven’t watched this but I will. To those that defend the natives and their culture, you might want to read Empire of the Summer moon (or listen, the audio book is excellent). Their ways and beliefs were truly savage. Like beating women to death with the woman’s own toddler’s corpse savage. Ever tried torture? They make the Spaniards blush.
  6. I’m ready to do some house cleaning on all my subscriptions. Is there anything new on Netflix that is “must-see” before I axe it?
  7. Elvis replied to Scary Stranger's topic in Movies and TV
    Oh fuck off. Both shows are made for fat idiots to be entertained. Nobody gives a shit.
  8. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
    It’s a garage space deal. Top Down and Priscilla’s Audi live in the garage. My GMC and Avalanche live in the driveway.
  9. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
  10. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
    Am I crazy? I keep considering selling Top Down for a 928. My 997 will appreciate slowly but steadily over time. The 928 is about to skyrocket.
  11. The Substance. That was an awkward watch with my wife and 15yo son. They bailed on it a little past halfway through, and I'm glad they did. I clicked through the second disgusting half. Gross. Softcore porn gone wrong. That first half tho! I'll just leave this NSFW link here. Don't click it if you're mom has a blocker on your internet. https://www.mrskin.com/every-margaret-qualley-and-demi-moore-nude-scene-in-the-substance-ranked---31536#
  12. Holy shit I completely forgot about book covers and wrapping them. I recall being extremely proficient at that process.
  13. What does this have to do with Trump, America, or Trump's America?
  14. Here's a pretty easy way that I think about a multi-dimensional vector (or space). A 2-dimensional vector is easy: X and Y axis. 3 dimensions add Z. 4 dimensions add time. Want to add a bunch of other qualities? add a 32-bit color space...there's a bunch. Then any other real or non-real qualities: frequency, race, religion, quantum spin, etc. Big multi-dimensional vectors, space, and matricies are pretty interesting. I'm not really that smart any more, so maybe that is all bullshit.
  15. Wow. That was really interesting. I have an engineering degree, so I took matrix analysis and vector calculus. Without that knowledge and an understanding of multidimensional space and vectors, that would be total gibberish.
  16. Elvis replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    She' on one of the Star Trek shows. Strange New Worlds maybe? Edit: Yeah. This chick. Christina Chong
  17. I'm an insurance adjuster and a contractor. Call me when you file your fire claim. Don't leave your dog in the garage.
  18. Why are triangular wonds impossible to stitch?
  19. I don’t get it
  20. Workout bro better than the others. Old, smelly, HR liability? No thanks. Engaged chick might be fun. Might get invited to the wedding and bang her sister.
  21. Elvis replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz
    I had my pre-screen last week. I want to get this done before the end of the year for deductible reasons. I took their last appointment on 12/31. Happy new year to my butt! For a bonus…. I mentioned that I have trouble swallowing sometimes. He added an endoscopy down my throat to the procedure. I’ve met my deductible so why not. I just hope they wash that snake between orifices!
  22. Caleb.
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