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Elvis

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  1. Correct. Theta house.
  2. Who did you're homework for you? Not an easy A. Although I did get several other A's in thermo and orbital mechanics.
  3. I just re-watched Chernobyl on HBO two days ago. I don't think it works like that. It might be a magic trick. I also spent a month (after watching Chernobyl the first time) learning about nukular stuff, because I realized I didn't understand it well, which bothered me as an engineer and a man.
  4. Well that's a shame. I'm glad I got my partying done in the 90s and early oughts.
  5. This one was immediate for me. Fucking Banion? Allways an asshole.
  6. Then you better like dicks. Lots of dicks.
  7. Maybe I was in a bad mood, but I couldn't take this nonsense show yesterday. I only made it about 10 minutes through Ep1. Maybe I should get high and try again. I ususally like the Concords/Jumanji guy.
  8. I probably would have shot it to death.
  9. Wife looking to book our vacations, and she’s complaining about flight prices. I said gas prices are high, it’s going to be expensive. She says, “we’re not DRIVING to Florida!”
  10. Except for the crashing part. No wait. They both crashed. One of them was ……
  11. Sounds a lot like the scenario in the movie Flight.
  12. Elvis

    Shit My Kid Says

    It’s well documented
  13. Damn that could be a country song. Where’s Blake Shelton when you need him.
  14. So I got sick of birds watering themselves and their grubs in my spa spillways. I bought a pellet gun. I would be prone about 6 feet inside the house pointing out the back door. Yes that was necessary. The birds would fly if they heard the door or me. It was great fun until I shot one. Flipping and flopping and bleeding and dying in my hot tub. Also, I heard a window break about 90 yards away. I returned the gun that day.
  15. I don’t feel as big now
  16. $325 50” Roku Tv going on 4 years. Just sayin.
  17. Elvis

    Shit My Kid Says

    I was heading out to Thundercloud, and I asked my 12yo if he wanted a sandwich. "sure." Whatcha want? What are you getting? The usual. Want one? Well you seam like you know what you're doing. Damn right. Good boy.
  18. Maybe don't go bungee jumping in Zimbabwe "No Liability" Africa. I think the part where she had to swim down to free the rope from the rocks was the scariest part. Plus her feet were tied together. Fuck all that.
  19. Elvis

    Damn Space, You Scary

    Swing and a miss, God.
  20. A better Yellowstone is what we deserve.
  21. Fuck da police? Better title.
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