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Kennythetiger

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  1. The dumbest octopus is still smarter than my dog.
  2. *Take your shoes off when you come in the house.
  3. Our president isn’t communicating with leaders of foreign nations through twitter. Shirley.
  4. *hot-ass wife and me
  5. Spoiler that shit, man.
  6. Man I miss President Obama.
  7. Married life is the same across the globe.
  8. Put that on the Steel Shank thread and those heathens will pray to you.
  9. It’s always about oil. Even I know that, and I’m about as dumb as they come.
  10. Well then I guess it’s only fair that @Hank_Hill covets my wife. Best of luck to him.
  11. Dude she was 16.
  12. Drinkin’, lovin’, fightin’, it’s the cowboy way, Lane.
  13. People instantly dying when shot with arrows. Gasoline blowing up without an ignition source.
  14. Can’t stand Born in the USA. One of my favorite concerts I’ve ever attended.
  15. Chasing the muff around.
  16. Goddamn I hate it when people try to sound smart.
  17. “I worked hard. I have over 17,000 posts on Surly. Which, by the way, is still fewer than the number of days since aggy’s most recent national championship.”
  18. The hell, you say.
  19. I thought you would be taller.
  20. I live in a very small town and our well-liked football coach is also the driver’s ed teacher. We fuck with that car every time we see it driving around town. Gotta teach them kids to stay alert.
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