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Upgrayedd

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  1. And the tote bag. Don’t forget the tote bag.
  2. Penis reduction ads keep showing up. Is that because of my girlfriend’s search history?
  3. You should line up another insurer to cover you starting in June
  4. Go to the Apple website and just make an appointment. It's easy. Drop off phone and hang around Kierland and scope out the hotties while they fix it.
  5. Heh (Thujone's twitter reminded me of this)
  6. I can cook Minute Rice in 58 seconds.
  7. Did you ask them to bring it from the closet pedestal to your house? If the have facilities in the street, they shouldn’t charge you.
  8. That’s 7 acres of shit I gotta keep up with. I’ll stay in San Diego.
  9. Sabbatini sat in front of me at a baseball game and we ended up getting hammered. Funny guy. One of the few Wildcats I actually like.
  10. Although I hate the shout-outs, “Scoop there it is” made me chuckle
  11. Upgrayedd

    Getting old sucks

    It’s getting better. Spent the last three weeks training myself to sleep on my back.
  12. They ought to erect a statue of the chick who started all this. Is there a pic?
  13. Upgrayedd

    Getting old sucks

    My exact ailment. I think I did mine either stretching in my sleep or sleeping on my side.
  14. Upgrayedd

    Getting old sucks

    I'm sure it has been mentioned on here, and I am somewhat stealing for someone on twitter, but I love getting athletic-type injuries now when I sleep.
  15. Texas has a ban on sex toys? Really?
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