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Scheiss Meister

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  1. If Trump wins, there won't be an election in 2028 or any time after that.
  2. I wonder who aggy got to replace Rusty Thompson? That was one ruthless son of a bitch when it came to fixing shit for aggy. If he was still alive, I doubt that this would even have made the papers.
  3. Probably not. You never want to give the enemy the initiative so that you have to react to him. You always want to dictate the where, when and how. Inducing offensives may give some tactical advantages in some areas, but it risks allowing Russia to take the initiative somewhere.
  4. I have worked with at least three people who wouldn't see the problem here, including one who did something very close to this. Never underestimate stupidity.
  5. Cue Pee Wee Herman: "I meant to do that."
  6. James Longstreet lives!
  7. I have no experience with foreign sewer systems, but I think that it does mean don't flush any paper at all. Think lowest common intelligence denominator: "He flushed that thin paper. Why can't I flush this thicker paper? It's all paper, right?" I've started seeing similar signs in public restrooms here in Texas. Basically, it's either allow people to flush whatever they want, whether it's TP, paper towels, wipes, or underwear, or just ban it all. TL,DR: Morons fuck up everything for the rest of us.
  8. What's up, Maurice?
  9. Oh, shit yeah! It's on, now! Finally.
  10. Well, Lavrov, why don't you wish in one hand and shit in the other, then see which one fills up fastest?
  11. Give Ukraine some Abrams now so that it shakes loose the Leopards, with the understanding that the Leopards are for the short term needs to provide time while setting up the logistical supports needed for the Abrams. It doesn't seem like it should be that hard.
  12. Well, last time Atlanta burned to the ground, it was done by Republicans, so...
  13. That sure stirred up the dust. Good man, and great example.
  14. If we're engaging in military fantasy, mine is imagining several B-52s doing Arc Light runs the length of those trenches and in the heart of Soledar. Meanwhile B-2s drop JDAMs on every headquarters of regiment or larger size and every railyard throughout temporarily occupied Ukraine, and the Kerch bridge. Follow up with armored attacks at key points leading to the liberation of Mariupol, Melitopol, and Berdiansk. Then on to Crimea. Not likely due to SAMs, but nice to envision.
  15. Very cool image. Got my vote.
  16. Put five drunk guys in a room together and they'll start a fight. Put five high guys in a room together and they'll start a band. Stoners aren't the problem; dumb, entitled, mentally ill people are the problem.
  17. If I was Ukrainian, I would have raised the red flag and blown Deguello back last February. No quarter asked or given.
  18. I bet 97% of men would agree that she's quite rude.
  19. Well hell, if the sheriff doesn't have to follow the law, why should anyone else?
  20. I'll bet he's got half a mind to sue whoever shot him.
  21. The M-60s that we replaced with the Abrams are the same generation as the T-72s Russia is using, and certainly are less capable than the updated T-72s, since there have been no improvements to the M-60 in 30 years. Their profile is much taller than the tanks in use in Ukraine, the armor is less capable, the main gun is inferior, and the hydraulic fluid in the M-60 is highly flammable. Most other tanks use less flammable hydraulic fluid. The M-60's day is very long past. Ukraine doesn't need a step back in capability.
  22. That's eight stupidity stripes. Anyone in that long won't be able to bend their arms in their dress uniform.
  23. ... or The Firm...
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