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Scheiss Meister

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  1. RIP, Pirate. You will be missed.
  2. Fair winds and following seas, Pirate. You made college football more fun and better.
  3. I like the thought, but that violates the Geneva Conventions as biological warfare. I thought about fouling drinking water supplies with sewage, but, again, a no-no.
  4. I can't imagine.
  5. I'm not going to admit that I've done that, but I can't deny it, either.
  6. My favorite line, which I have adapted on a couple of occasions - "Don't vex me, Frank, or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soup!" Second favorite - "Oh, Frank! You know I like the rough stuff!"
  7. Multiple gas line explosions? That looks odd to me, but I'm no expert on fires.
  8. If you are a homeowner and you don't have a Little Giant ladder for your climbing needs, especially one with leveling feet, you're doing it wrong.
  9. That's one hard-core son of a bitch. Oorah!
  10. They're lucky that they didn't die. Sewer lines are often full of hazardous gasses. Morons. And yes, they should be investigated by the FBI for possible terrorism charges.
  11. Well that's some bullshit. Our commitment must be to the full restoration of Ukraine's borders as originally recognized when the USSR disintegrated. Anything otherwise is just setting Russia up to invade Ukraine again. Fuck Russia, fuck Putler, and fuck stopping short of full Ukranian victory.
  12. Keep kicking ass, SB.
  13. There's never time or money to do it right. There's always time or money to do it over.
  14. It should. And that's all I can say about that.
  15. The lives of everyone who works in utilities just got more complicated. Electrical and drinking water operators especially are about to get a reality check.
  16. 142531, the only correct way.
  17. Someone had a bad day in that tank.
  18. I'm sure that there will be no racial, ethnic, or gender disparities in the application of "tear their ass cheeks off" discipline. Right?
  19. You have to be sure to type out "woodpecker", not just "pecker" or "peckerwood".
  20. Lol. Nothing. It is a species of small woodpeckers, and this one has been staying in one of my trees for a while.
  21. I look at the Gepard and wonder what could have been if the Sgt. York had been properly planned and developed.
  22. Sitting in my back yard smoking a couple of slabs of bacon with pecan, watching a Hairy Woodpecker work over the bark of an oak that died in the drought, and listening to two Sandhill Cranes circle overhead. Nice, peaceful way to spend a vacation day.
  23. Harsh, but generally not wrong.
  24. I am pos repping every post on page 1000. That doesn't indicate that I fully agree with all of them, but I do agree, at least in part, with the vast majority. Carry on.
  25. That would be one massive shit plant. More likely hundreds of smaller, but still massive to our eyes, shit plants. We currently use water to transport the wastes, but at that scale water would be inefficient. Maybe compressed air transports the waste to massive composting facilities. Incineration would be too wasteful of energy and remove too many nutrients needed to complete the food to waste back to food cycle. Wastewater technology has evolved as cities have grown and evolved. It would be fascinating to game that out. Some of the Surly engineers have seen some ideas, I'm sure.
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