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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Lube, preparation h, and a large cucumber.
  2. I'm a Marine, no longer in an active status.
  3. Pop! goes the Kerch Bridge!
  4. I once asked my son, who was headed to the bathroom, to take a piss for me, since he was already up.
  5. No butt or poop? I am disappoint.
  6. Hopefully without a side of syphilis.
  7. Pour encourager les autres.
  8. Did no one call the police about the suspicious car following a female jogger?
  9. He should have received a rice krispies treat ball with a brussels sprout in the center.
  10. This would be worthwhile just for the entertainment of their reaction to becoming UT College Station.
  11. My son and I will be there Sunday. I haven't seen an airshow in ages.
  12. About 0.35 inches from the last go around, then another 0.35 inches last night in south Brazos County, and more on the way. I'll take every drop we can get. I've lost about a half dozen mature oaks, and I don't want to lose any more.
  13. This dude's Ti Kwan Leep is on point.
  14. Same wavelength here. They are all dressed similarly, look to be fit, young men, and look like they are used to being briefed/instructed in the field. The only thing making me doubt is that none of the "migrants" tried to cover their faces when the drone was spotted. So they are probably not operators, but could be regular soldiers sent to disrupt, or be a distraction. Hell, maybe they are what passes for operators in Belarus. I would bet that the Poles kept an eye on them and has arranged a suitable welcome, either way.
  15. That may be the concept, but I think that most modern IR seekers look for the shape of a vehicle. I think that a pot of burning coal or wood is unlikely to spoof something like a Javelin.
  16. According to KBTX's website, he got a four year extension in July, so I doubt it. The kid is probably just tired of riding the pine.
  17. If I remember correctly, his dad is the aggy women's soccer coach. Ouch.
  18. Or are we only seeing the best footage out of hundreds, if not thousands, of drops? These are great, but keep some perspective.
  19. Don't do this to yourself.
  20. Marriage license. Counting only the license, not ancillary costs.
  21. Depends on the tribe and location. The Comanche pushed most of the frontier line 100 miles east during the Civil War while most of the men were fighting each other elsewhere. The Navajo and Apache played hell in New Mexico and Arizona while the Union Army was busy with the Confederate Santa Fe expedition. Once the confederates were run out of New Mexico, the Union Army in the area shut them down pretty quickly. Many Cherokees fought for the Confederacy. One of Grant's staff officers was a Seneca. Like I said, it depends.
  22. The Gargoyles! How did I forget them? They terrified young Scheiss.
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