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Scheiss Meister

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  1. I, too, thought that people who died on TV or in the movies really died, but I thought that they were on death row and were given a choice of riding the lightning or dieing in the movies. I thought that there were still giant radioactive ants and tarantulas roaming the West, looking to eat me. There was an old stone building with barred windows a couple of blocks from my house that every kid I knew believed to be a portal to hell that had been sealed off. And I was convinced that The Creature From The Black Lagoon roamed the sewer system, biding his time until he could reach up through the toilet or bathtub drain and grab me.
  2. If Belarus has them, maybe. That would put Lukashenko in a bind, though, if he has internal unrest. And with a bunch of Belarussian volunteers fighting for Ukraine, I bet that some of them would be willing to return home and help start some mischief.
  3. Hey, now! He's shit, but he's not that kind of shit. That would be a toxic discharge into a collection system, would damage the bacteria population of the receiving plant, and would run afoul of federal, state, and local regulations. Fuck that!
  4. Hopefully Ukraine has their own version of Carlos Hathcock working his way to a shot at the psycho general right now.
  5. If not for the Russian being spoken, that could be College Station.
  6. I imagine that Belarussian folks will love having less trained, less motivated, and less disciplined Russian troops occupying their territory for the winter. The foraging will not win Belarussian hearts and minds, I'm sure. When the Russians mass in preparation for crossing into Ukraine again, will Ukraine shoot artillery across the border to start atritting the Russian formations before they cross, or will they wait until they are on Ukrainian soil? Waiting would give Russia the advantage of deploying their forces into less vulnerable formations. Hitting them in Belarus might bring Belarus into the conflict. There are some operational challenges there for Ukraine. I'm sure that troops massed in Russia near the border would draw Ukrainian fire well into Russia, since they are already involved, so I don't think that Russia will attack in the Kharkiv-Sumy area. But I'm a broke-dick old Marine enlisted man. What do I know?
  7. Give Ukraine ATACMS now, and declare Russia a terrorist state.
  8. The lingering smell of Hoppe's #9.
  9. "Get outta my way, motherfucker!"
  10. My wife just told me that shit ain't happening with me. I have to present the idea to my kids. I want ruby eyes, though.
  11. Scheiss Meister

    49-0

    Yeah, I'm sure. It's easy to get too up or too down in reaction to a big win or hard loss. That is my mantra to keep centered and not let tough circumstances beat me twice, or get the big head when things go right. Of course, none of that is meant to apply to OU. They just suck.
  12. Scheiss Meister

    49-0

    You're never as good as you think you are when you win, and you're never as bad as you think you are when you lose. A 49-0 shutout of a terrible ou team is fine, but it doesn't mean dick next week, or the week after that. Just enjoy the win and get ready to get back on the ride.
  13. That was fun. Let's do it again next year.
  14. I can't wait to read that a train load of tanks or ammo goes into the drink when the damaged bridge fails.
  15. In jail or deployed with a Reserve or National Guard unit.
  16. Has ATACMS entered the chat? I don't see how a fire on the rail bridge drops those vehicle bridge spans. Interesting shit, man.
  17. See, your problem is that you assume that they are thinking.
  18. ^^^^ I want that t-shirt. Especially if she is in it.
  19. I've seen several videos of Ukrainian soldiers returning home on leave being greeted by family. Think about it. Ukraine has enough troops that they are holding or pressing the Russians all along the line, and they still can send thousands for training and let some have leave. Meanwhile we read about Russian, LPR, and DPR troops who have been fighting since February 24th almost nonstop. No wonder Ukrainian morale and confidence are so high.
  20. Sending Lowell Galindo is a war crime under the Scheiss Meister Convention on Horrible Announcers.
  21. Wasn't me. I'd never even touch another guy's plums, let alone put them in my mouth.
  22. "Certain territories will be returned..." Yeah, fucking all of it will be returned.
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