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Scheiss Meister

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  1. And that's when we need the lights. I mean, why even bother if it doesn't work when most needed? s/off
  2. I turned on the news, totally unaware of what had happened, just as they started reporting on it. Some folks in my neighborhood heard it, but I didn't. It upset me terribly that we lost another shuttle like that.
  3. I have trouble believing that those monkeys were taken against their will. You can't tell me that little Pai Mei looking motherfucker can't kick all kinds of ass.
  4. Just my opinion, but I think it's part of the anti-intellectualism amongst MAGAts. My father holds a PhD, and I have/had friends who had no issue with calling him Dr. Meister until they went Trumpy. Suddenly his doctorate was worthless to them, even though many of them were in his classes in college.
  5. This. I was thinking RPG, but we've seen Javelins used that way, too.
  6. I never was cool, so no such epiphany for me.
  7. If Trump wins, there won't be an election in 2028 or any time after that.
  8. I wonder who aggy got to replace Rusty Thompson? That was one ruthless son of a bitch when it came to fixing shit for aggy. If he was still alive, I doubt that this would even have made the papers.
  9. Probably not. You never want to give the enemy the initiative so that you have to react to him. You always want to dictate the where, when and how. Inducing offensives may give some tactical advantages in some areas, but it risks allowing Russia to take the initiative somewhere.
  10. I have worked with at least three people who wouldn't see the problem here, including one who did something very close to this. Never underestimate stupidity.
  11. Cue Pee Wee Herman: "I meant to do that."
  12. James Longstreet lives!
  13. I have no experience with foreign sewer systems, but I think that it does mean don't flush any paper at all. Think lowest common intelligence denominator: "He flushed that thin paper. Why can't I flush this thicker paper? It's all paper, right?" I've started seeing similar signs in public restrooms here in Texas. Basically, it's either allow people to flush whatever they want, whether it's TP, paper towels, wipes, or underwear, or just ban it all. TL,DR: Morons fuck up everything for the rest of us.
  14. What's up, Maurice?
  15. Oh, shit yeah! It's on, now! Finally.
  16. Well, Lavrov, why don't you wish in one hand and shit in the other, then see which one fills up fastest?
  17. Give Ukraine some Abrams now so that it shakes loose the Leopards, with the understanding that the Leopards are for the short term needs to provide time while setting up the logistical supports needed for the Abrams. It doesn't seem like it should be that hard.
  18. Well, last time Atlanta burned to the ground, it was done by Republicans, so...
  19. That sure stirred up the dust. Good man, and great example.
  20. If we're engaging in military fantasy, mine is imagining several B-52s doing Arc Light runs the length of those trenches and in the heart of Soledar. Meanwhile B-2s drop JDAMs on every headquarters of regiment or larger size and every railyard throughout temporarily occupied Ukraine, and the Kerch bridge. Follow up with armored attacks at key points leading to the liberation of Mariupol, Melitopol, and Berdiansk. Then on to Crimea. Not likely due to SAMs, but nice to envision.
  21. Very cool image. Got my vote.
  22. Put five drunk guys in a room together and they'll start a fight. Put five high guys in a room together and they'll start a band. Stoners aren't the problem; dumb, entitled, mentally ill people are the problem.
  23. If I was Ukrainian, I would have raised the red flag and blown Deguello back last February. No quarter asked or given.
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