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Scheiss Meister

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  1. Cue the Jon Lovitz SNL skits: "Yeah, that's the ticket!"
  2. Bolded and underlined. It's the home of aggy. Damn near everyone involved in county government is aggy. Why would you expect professional behavior?
  3. ^^^^^ Two-fer
  4. Merry Christmas to all of you reprobates and hooligans. Peace and joy to you and all of your families.
  5. That's what I imagine Sawney Bean's family looking like.
  6. Thank you!
  7. Excuse me?! I think you're a little off on that last one.
  8. Like Charlie Brown, The Grinch, and Rudolph, this story is a holiday must. Kudos, @Beau Vine.
  9. Well done, ladies. You earned it.
  10. Man, there's nothing like the sound of a good military band. That was nothing like the sound of a good military band.
  11. Poor guy. I hope he gets over his crud quickly. Being a sick kid at Christmastime sucks, even more than having a sick kid at Christmastime does.
  12. I wouldn't be surprised one bit to find out that we have been quietly training Patriot operators and maintenance personnel for some time. I sure hope that we have been doing so. Logistics aside, giving Ukraine Patriots seems like a big jump. Is it too much to hope that ATACMS are not far behind?
  13. RIP, Pirate. You will be missed.
  14. Fair winds and following seas, Pirate. You made college football more fun and better.
  15. I like the thought, but that violates the Geneva Conventions as biological warfare. I thought about fouling drinking water supplies with sewage, but, again, a no-no.
  16. I can't imagine.
  17. I'm not going to admit that I've done that, but I can't deny it, either.
  18. My favorite line, which I have adapted on a couple of occasions - "Don't vex me, Frank, or I'll fix your mouth so it won't hold soup!" Second favorite - "Oh, Frank! You know I like the rough stuff!"
  19. Multiple gas line explosions? That looks odd to me, but I'm no expert on fires.
  20. If you are a homeowner and you don't have a Little Giant ladder for your climbing needs, especially one with leveling feet, you're doing it wrong.
  21. That's one hard-core son of a bitch. Oorah!
  22. They're lucky that they didn't die. Sewer lines are often full of hazardous gasses. Morons. And yes, they should be investigated by the FBI for possible terrorism charges.
  23. Well that's some bullshit. Our commitment must be to the full restoration of Ukraine's borders as originally recognized when the USSR disintegrated. Anything otherwise is just setting Russia up to invade Ukraine again. Fuck Russia, fuck Putler, and fuck stopping short of full Ukranian victory.
  24. Keep kicking ass, SB.
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