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Scheiss Meister

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  1. That dude's world is going to change when he's doing 70 on the freeway and that lizard runs up his neck and over his ear.
  2. "While she was sleeping." Riiiiight. And that snake's not 4 feet long. Closer to 2. Still gross, though.
  3. That display is not just for this baseball game. Those morons buy and wear that shit all the time. It's a mental illness.
  4. My brother needed one of those for his sister-of-Satan ex wife.
  5. Do you know the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? The hedgehog has its pricks on the outside.
  6. My condolences, nnm.
  7. Good of the Dodgers that they are helping Toles. Fuck the Dodgers, though.
  8. This^^^^ At least once a week my wife asks me where some bruise came from, and I don't remember bumping or hitting anything with enough force to leave a bruise. Hell, sometimes I'm bleeding from bumping something and don't remember bumping anything. Thin skin sucks.
  9. Where's Kevin? Anyone who can whip a chimp bare handed can destroy any of those. The actual correct answer is John Clark. Dammit, beat by seconds.
  10. I could be wrong, but that trainload of T-34s looked shopped to me. I mean, they would be grapes on the battlefield, and I'd love for the Russkies to send them up as cannon fodder and mine clearing vehicles, but that would be scraping through the bottom of the barrel and into the dirt.
  11. Doesn't anyone fucking knock?!
  12. McCaul has been a pleasant surprise to me on Ukraine, so far. I hope that he sustains that.
  13. The one door thing has always been ridiculous to me for tactical reasons. I remember an incident in the 90s, I think in Arkansas, where a kid set up outside a door of a school with a rifle while another kid pulled the fire alarm. Kid with the rifle then started picking off teachers and kids as they filed out in response to the fire alarm. It was shockingly effective at a school with multiple doors. Reduce that to only one or two exits and you have made very effective kill holes. Insane, but that's the way a lot of folks roll.
  14. Reading that article reminded me that a lot of people have trained to kill Russians at Grafenwoehr and Hohenfels over the last 80 or so years. Hell, probably much longer than that.
  15. I have it on good authority that Unknown (not on roster) is really turning heads in practice this week. Like, "move him to second unit" impressive play.
  16. If they've been retrofitted with the 120mm main gun, yes. If not, as I recall, the older 105mm du antitank rounds were quite sufficient against T-72s in the first Gulf War.
  17. These dickcheeses couldn't even cut it in the movie Aladdin. "The monkey has a sword!" "Fools, we all have swords." It apparently never occurred to them that two of them armed with any firearm outgunned the murderous punk.
  18. There you go, using logic. Haven't you seen the rest of the thread? Logic has no home here.
  19. Better yet, blow the Kerch bridge with his train on it. See if he can fly or swim.
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