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RDCanecutter

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  1. That's why you turn to your mistress and other family for comfort.
  2. Does Gov. Newscum do gig work? I'd like to hire him to drive my state into the ground California-style. Back t the good Captain, he probably ran that line past MAGA retirees and was used to a "hur-dur-hur" response. You, sir, failed to properly hur-dur-hur.
  3. You laugh but bad things happen when Swedes and Norwegians mingle.
  4. Real Men hate and fear California. nscsb/I was teaching a Juco English class, and for some random reason somebody mentioned California. One young man opined "Mr. Canecutter, there are a ton of bad things going on in California." I said I figured with 40 million people, there were bad things, good things, and lots of medium things. I'd been there a couple of times and didn't see anybody turn their head all the way around. He had no comment. A few weeks later it's finals and I'm on the phone number he gave us, talking to his mom. Yes, if he will just turn in his final paper, anything at all, he'll get credit. Never saw him or his paper again. Reckon he set off for Californy? /nscsb
  5. If he sends us back 100 years I'm gonna work like a dog then bet everything I own on the 1925 Pittsburgh Pirates.
  6. New Era Baptist Church. I used to ride past there and pause to read the zingers. You can see more if you seek it out on Google Street View and go through different years.
  7. Same here. Lots of memories from when I was knee-high. If I had a language test coming up, not only would I have endless wandering dreams meeting people and talking to them, but we'd be speaking French, or whatever was on the test, to the amusement of my roommates. As far as I know, I only have one glaring memory gap-- lived in Western NC and drove all around that area for about 5 years. Usually I have a pretty good map in my head, but when I recently revisited the area (pre-hurricane), sometimes it was as if Id never been there. Yeah there's new stuff, but I barely recognized the things that hadn't changed. I had been expelled by the spirits of the land.
  8. Will be interesting if that also holds for states nobody's paying attention to.
  9. They don't want their asses kicked by rednecks.
  10. You have to give yourself time.
  11. I'm an old-fashioned Democrat. Other than leisurely rides around the property to let the sharecroppers know that I care about them, this old place pretty much runs itself.
  12. I just tell em "I already got one."
  13. Pretty cheap for an education.
  14. That's probably his fetish.
  15. I think it's way past time for you to quit checking that ballot, and turn it in.
  16. It's not just the Puerto Ricans who take it personally. You've got spouses, friends, inlaws, coworkers, Army buddies, any of whom might not themselves be counted in the ethnic group, but who would smack a MAGA bitch.
  17. Talk Radio on Monday speculated that Trump might flip New Jersey. It's a runaway victory, or maybe the on-air personalities get free cocaine. Dunno.
  18. Cool. It was still wrong for you to leave that flyer.
  19. I suspect Bo French secretly worries about those four things. I'm cool if he's gay, just maybe tone down the 1950s Leading Man stare. And maybe cut down on the Lying Tarded Ignunce a little. Hey, nobody's perfect, just make an effort.
  20. As if anybody's scared of some stoner-ass San Marcos "Grand Dragon."
  21. Let me know when that many quit ordering through Amazon.
  22. I shall go down fighting outnumbered in the men 60+ category like Boromir against the Uruks. Hell, if I just run up a flight of stairs that oughta take out half of them.
  23. That's why we need to get rid of those intrusive FBI security clearances, Patriots!
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