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RDCanecutter

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  1. A deep hole in Florida would be filled with water, and I'm OK with that.
  2. If I could be 15 again I'd use my school prayer time to don a brocaded robe, swing a censer around pumping incense smoke, and bellow out a prayer in Old Church Slavonic to protect us students from the teacher's worldly ways.
  3. I have found that my taste buds will change from time to time, one week I'm eating like a guy who was born in Oaxaca, the next I'm like a 5-year-old from Minnesota who thinks catchup is too spicy. A glass of the same type of wine will taste like vinegar one month, OK the next, then like sickeningly-sweet syrup later on. Drugs, maaaaan.
  4. Ahm askin yew to repint becuz its tahm to chynge yer thankin.
  5. RDCanecutter

    3D Printing

    You need to print up some plastic monster turds to throw in that toilet for whenever your wife invites decent folk over.
  6. I spent all my time in the Professors' Lounge making arch comments in a languid voice. No time for anything as dusty as political theories Old Chap.
  7. Dair Lord I just wanna ask you as we sit hear holdin hands in holy brothership, Lord, me n tx 3 putt we just ask you to fill us with the Holy Spirit, Lord, and just let us deal with school and the mean mean things some people say Lord, and all the strange bodily changes we have rise up ever morning with nobody to explain to us, Lord, just give us fellow Chrustian Men who understand and guide and mentor us so we aren't ASHAMED of our nude young bodies no Lord they are BEAUTIFUL, and Dair Lord guide us as ye guided the Spartans to stand together unafraid of sharing all our feelings Lord, give a little hand-squeeze if you love the Lord, GIVE A LITTLE HAND-SQUEEZE!
  8. Mexico will love whoever we hate, and it'll never change until some Mad Max world where they get their old northern lands back, which they will immediately lose again to screaming Canadians riding on Polar bears.
  9. Yep. If not for those pesky kids and George Washington, Crocodile Dundee would've been from South Georgia.
  10. I figured if I found buried gold coins I was just gonna go with "my Grandaddy gave it to me when I was little," (he passed away when I was a cub scout) but on second thought that would just bring every third-cousin twice-removed out of the woodwork wanting to be in my Elvis entourage and claiming part was supposed to go to their grandaddy not mine. So honestly if I went out back in 15 minutes and dug up a can of non-rare gold coins, I'd like to think I'd keep my mouth shut. Coins? What coins? There are at least 4 places in this county where I can discretely sell a few small gold coins each month. It'd be a potential headache if the things had historical value. My state has archeological laws as stiff as Egypt's. Come to think of it, there actually is buried gold on our family land. When my Mom was a kid she was playing with my Gramama's class ring, pretending to "bury pirate treasure" out behind the house. A short while later my Grandad put in a concrete slab and built an electrical shop on top of where the ring was. So if you've got a jackhammer and a month to kill, you might find a $100 worth of class ring out there.
  11. If you want to dive into in your gold, you just grind it up into gold dust and mix it into the rubber they make those soft fishing lure worms out of. Then you can roll around nekkit in a tub full of those gold-infused rubber fishing lures, just like you do with regular ones.
  12. Back to the idea of treasure hoards, I bet there are plenty still out there, from that time of bank failures and relatively short lifespans. Even just a few silver half-dollars in a "fence post bank," and the dude who buried them gets a heart attack or strokes out or gets a bad case of the fever, without telling anybody because hell he's gonna get better, and it's all there until the oceans rise again.
  13. Cracks me up how they sell gold to non-gold buyers. Get our gold-buying guide and sign up for coins we buy for 400 bucks and sell to you for 1200 because they are "collectible!" (I mean, Dude, if you want gold, I can get you gold. I can get you gold by 3:30.) Imagine somebody selling potatoes and offering you a "potato buying guide," then they go grab a sack from the grocery store and triple-charge to deliver them. Hmmm-- sounds like multiple food delivery apps...
  14. If this is similar to shipwreck finds, you can expect every scratched-up gold coin that dealer had sitting in a safe to end up in a "Great Kentucky Hoard" plastic case, with a Great Kentucky price mark-up to go with it.
  15. Not sure if Satan's Playbook is what we need, but I will say it would have made the young me perk up in High School.
  16. I did admire their unrehearsed teamwork on standing together to block the camera. Game recognizes game for that part.
  17. Dumpy Aggroid fake blondes with cranky attitudes. Suddenly it's like I'm trapped in College Station again.
  18. Somebody somewhere is paying money to get to do that. You get to do it for free. And yet, you complain.
  19. Brah, Bota Box goes for 18 bucks and they are the Walmart of box wines. You gotta go upscale and list it at $40 but then have it on perma-sale at 24.99. You'll sell enough of the first batch to make a profit until somebody notices you're just slapping new labels on Bota Box that your buddy Sal ordered wholesale through the family grocery store.
  20. A whole lot of Burnsides and the occasional John Bell Hood.
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