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aggie08

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  1. slorch now rejects Trump (good job, buddy!) but votes for Ted Cruz, who has Trump's dick so far down his throat that he volunteered to be the lawyer arguing that stupid election lawsuit in Dec 2020 before the Supreme Court (understanding full well that there would be no oral arguments, but he knows his voters are fucking morons, so whatevs). Who is the example that Tubberville is following now. Who threw his kids under a bus to excuse his Cancun trip. Whose only principle is self-ambition. All because Beto made a stupid comment about guns. I've said this before, but Texas voters crack me up, and slorch is the quintessential example. For a Democrat to possibly win in Texas, he/she has to be a lifelong Texan, not come from money, be an outdoorsman/hunter, constantly remind people that they believe in the 2nd, never waffle even slightly on a single issue, and portray a perfect family life. For a Republican to win in Texas, a Canadian just has to throw on a cowboy hat and some boots, hold a fishing reel backwards, and say woke a lot.
  2. Uh, how the fuck are you supposed to mock Trump from a grounded, subtle perspective? He's a fucking cartoon character. The new guy they have basically just impersonates him to the letter, which is impressive, but I wouldn't call it funny ha ha. More funny in a "holy shit, we elected someone who actually talks like this the President."
  3. Right now, there's exactly one choice that doesn't bend the knee to MAGA and the latest conspiracy theory du jour. Just one. The other side is far from perfect--no, your problems aren't going to be solved immediately by changing sides--but you probably don't have to worry about attempted coups by the dumbest people alive when you vote for them. Find me the principled conservative who openly rejects Trumpism, doesn't care about Hunter Biden or the Clinton family, isn't fighting for even less gun restrictions, doesn't want to ban books, thinks forcing women to carry unwanted pregnancies isn't sustainable, wants the LGTBQ community to have the same rights as you have, and acknowledges the very real threat of climate change. If they exist, they'd have my vote. But they've already been ostracized from the party because the GOP--and its voters--don't want principles right now. They want conspiracies and anger.
  4. Ted Cruz is literally the godfather of holding up nominations and promotions in the Senate over petty bullshit. Where do you think Tommy learned it from?
  5. Yes, can you? I asked you a question, and you misdirected with a bunch of milquetoast non sequiturs and generalities. It's the same shit with you: "Both sides are equally bad!...I can't come up with a single comparison right now, but take my word for it!"
  6. Maybe remember shit like this the next time you try to suggest that all politicians are the same. The modern day GOP just loves to go that extra mile into full shitheel territory.
  7. And it's not even a little embarrassing that things like these are what "your side" spends most of its time obsessing over?
  8. Don't be such a dumbass. If Trump didn't win, we'd still have Dobbs. We'd at least have the mechanisms for reasonable gun control in the future. He fucked over the Supreme Court for the foreseeable future. The damage of which we're only just beginning to feel. There would definitely be less people dead from COVID. Oh, and maybe we wouldn't have irrecoverably lost millions of our friends and family down conspiracy theory rabbit holes.
  9. Yeah, well, that is the plural.
  10. No offense, dude, but this is some weak bullshit. Do I love that our current President is 137 years old? Of course not. But arguably the most important job of a President is who he surrounds himself with, so pretending like he and Trump are both in the same vicinity of bad choices it's fundamentally dishonest. It's not luck that there's competent people in the White House now. And you're subtly advancing the "senile old man being pulled around by his puppeteers" narrative. No, his foreign relations and years in politics have served him (and the United States) well. You can just say that he's done a much better job than you expected. It's okay.
  11. That's all fine and dandy. But Hilary didn't cause Trump. Millions of angry, gullible, short-sighted wannabe anarchists who finally thought they had a voice did.
  12. Hilary was a bad candidate, largely because of decades of targeted attacks from the right. Among other personality-based (and, let's face it, gender-based) reasons. But trying to blame Democrats for causing Trump by running a bad candidate is some bitch-made, cowardly shit to try absolve yourself from guilt and embarrassment. So, of course, that's what Incredulity is going with. Trump wasn't some unknown that you decided you'd rather give a shot to than Hilary, and then got burned on it. No, it was Donald fucking Trump. You knew exactly who he was and is. You voted for him because you wanted to. Full stop. You knew how fucking vapid and stupid he is, and how everything he touches turns to shit. But the stuff he said about Hilary and Obama made you laugh. You like trolls when they go after people you don't like. And, at least, he's not a dirty liberal (anymore). Not much more complex than that. Just fucking own it, you cowards.
  13. This. Why is she "that bad"? I'll admit to being in the club that despised her for...reasons...that I couldn't specifically name if my life depended on it. That, of course, led to some soul searching on whether I would have had nearly as strong of an opinion on her is she was just another off-putting male politician.
  14. Yep. His strategy has been obvious for awhile now: 1) Avoid criticizing Trump and becoming a MAGA pariah (maybe too late) 2) Trump goes to jail 3) Shift all the focus towards campaigning on pardoning Trump once you win The big problem--that I'm sure he now realizes--is that Trump is going to decimate him even from prison. Honestly, this has all been so heartening to see. This may be my favorite thread on the Internet. Rewind to Feb 2021 and Ron was the fucking chosen one, the heir apparent. Every "lower taxes" conservative I knew with a little money was touting this guy. All the draconian policies, but without the Trump name scaring away the suburbs. It seemed pre-ordained. Seeing Ronnie crash and burn because he's an empty shell of a man has just been the tits. Suburbs and independents are fed up with culture war stoking by a personality-less, angry little man, and he's too much of a cuck to attract MAGA. The GOPs hopes and dreams crushed because they can't contain the monster they created. Just phenomenal.
  15. Seriously, no one? Need a notary on a holiday weekend? Try that in a small town.
  16. Fucking this. In Houston, at every opportunity, Morey paid Harden as much as he possibly could earlier than he had to. All while directly supporting his off-the-court special treatment. Just get him back to Houston already. I need some Wulaw in my life explaining to us how both sides wanted to get back together, and no one is settling because they're desperate. Nope, not at all.
  17. Apologies, I've been predispositioned for you to take the dumbest opinions possible, so I missed the sarcasm.
  18. Yeah, man, you can. But you heard it on talk radio though, so carry on.
  19. Really, dude? Granted, his post was way too CR, but how much do you want to bet that I could guess everyone involved in this decision's voting preference and their thoughts on the causes of global warming--if they even acknowledge its existence? One party's mantra has become "fuck the future, get yours." This decision wasn't made independently of politics.
  20. That's one of the most fucked, deceitful up videos I've ever seen. And that's really saying something these days.
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