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CoTex

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  1. Agree. I get it. I don’t like to be told what I can and cannot do. I push back and when told I can’t do something a part of me wants to try just to give “the man” the middle finger. But here we’re talking about thousands if not hundreds of thousands of ticking bombs all over our country that could kill at any moment. Most won’t. Maybe 99.9% won’t. I would be in favor of law/policy changes that regulate/disincentivize the ownership of dangerous animals.
  2. That last play was something less than gun jack left whatever that Vince ran on 4th and 5. receiver wasn’t even in end zone. Why not roll out and give him something he can run in or pass, jimbo?
  3. I’m no marketing expert so… What exactly is aggy selling with that cheer practice commercial? Top notch education? Facilities? Location?
  4. We’ll, I hope you dont encounter any of those generally sweet, look like a pit bull but not officially a pit bull, dogs on your long journey, because if you do… your long journey might end in a painful and bloody death.
  5. Siegfried and Roy had a lion and tiger show for 13 years until one of the tigers bit into one of them and severed his spine. Were the cats friendly and peaceful - sure they were, most days. Some days they weren’t. Anyone wanna guess why it’s generally illegal to keep these large cats as house pets? I’ll help - it’s because when things go badly people die. When a “fighting breed” type dog decides it’s going to bite - lives hang in the balance. Is yours sweet? Maybe. What if it has a bad day? Dead babies, or adults, or whatever.
  6. The bar at the Ambassador hotel in OKC makes a decent old fashioned.
  7. Texas 38 ou 17 212 yards RoJo gonna go off in this one. Haven't been in about 9 years but I rode in a DART train with 75 ou fans and me any my 6 year old daughter the only orange in sight. Good thing they kept their mouths shut because we were ready to bring the smoke - 2 on 75.
  8. I’ve seen cases where a parent is prosecuted for leaving a child in a hot car. How is this not the same or worse? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/baby-sister-killed-pitbulls-memphis-b2197336.html?amp
  9. If there is anything in SUX that qualifies as “pretty damn good,” it’s news to me. Shithole.
  10. I would think below average for this place.
  11. I think you miss the point and I think it’s intentional. She could marry some $250,000 a year CPA and have a life that is not “horrible.” Her go / no go has nothing to do with horrible. Her decision is: 1. Sit here in Tampa; or 2. Stay married to football guy but lead separate lives in separate places cause he’s in Tampa; or 3. I’m leaving - you can come with me or stay here but I’m going to enjoy my hundreds of millions and never go back to NFL life. Get the jet ready - I wanna see (insert nicest place/thing in the world here). #teamgoforitgiselle
  12. I don't know why there is any debate over this issue. Seems to me like Giselle was on the biggest stage and pushed pause on that for Brady's career. Now she's tired of that shit and ain't doing it anymore. If you're Giselle, what does 2022 Brady give you, that you need? Fame and glory for that annual trip to the stadium in Cincinatti? Free trip to the owner's suite when the Pittsburgh away game comes around on the schedule? Have you seen the people that attend these games? This is slumming for her. Brazilian supermodel's friends are telling her "if you had at least married a soccer player, you could spend your time in Milan or Barcelona." Girls like Giselle could be sitting on a pretty nice yacht in Monaco watching gran prix, or rubbing elbows with the most sophisticated and/or stylish people in the world. Instead she's in Tampa. What's the nicest restaurant in Tampa? Fuck all that. If I'm Giselle, I feel like I am wasting my shot and I try to salvage what is left. What's her alternative? Sit at home bossing around the help and watching the Kardashians? Keep your fingers crossed and hope to ride on the float through town with a superbowl trophy once a year? That gives her zero status and fixes nothing for her. Oh, wait, I know what it is - she gets to stand next to Brady while a bunch of sweaty dudes ask for autographs. And maybe when he does give up playing, she can follow him around to be a coach or ESPN commentator? Woo-hoo! If the question is, "how good is Tom Brady?" then the answer is simple. I get it, football dudes idolize the really good football dude. If the question is "what does GB gain by following Brady around?" the answer is, less than zero - she is losing time and probably money and could either be earning more, or having a lot of fun in a lot of nicer places than ... Green Bay.
  13. I tell you what I dont order. A whatacatch. Wanna know why? Because it’s discontinued. No fish Sammich for you. dammit!
  14. I thought little Bill kicked his ass for rolling into town all big shit like he was going to wave around his Glock and his Whataburger and get some deference cause some whore got her teets cut. Then Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and blind Emilio Estevez made them all bitches. At least that’s how I remember it.
  15. True story. I was sitting on a pier in Rockport when I was about 14 years old. WB in one hand. Big damned Dr Pepper in the other. Someone said something and I turned to look - interact with the speaker you know, manners - and a fookin’ seagull swooped down like the hawk of Achill in the Jameson’s commercial, and grabbed my WB. Gull flew about 3 feet and dropped my hamburguesa right in the piss. In anger I chucked my styrofoam cup of DP at that sumbitch and missed badly. Gull 1 - CoTex - 0.
  16. Ooooh, duck of death with the condescending but honest truth. Like doc Holiday in Tombstone with the shot glass slinging.
  17. I’m not calling you a liar. In this day and age you are entitled to your own truth. I dont want to trigger anyone. Having said all that, occam’s razor/precept and all…
  18. If I'm Pete Carroll, and I get the call that they'll pay 1.2 billion, I hit them back with "can I get it all up front?"
  19. If this is accurate, I am astounded. They pay him basically nothing for getting to or wining a conference or national championship. Make 10 mil a year but, whoa Nelly, you get an extra 100k if you get to the conference championship? Taxes, the cost to fly in his girlfriend and kid, put thwm up at a hotel, by the time the dust settles Jimbo might be better off not going to the conference championship and instead just sitting in his garage drinking beer and reading surly. Why not pay him $100k each year and give him a 6 million dollar bonus for making the conf champs and another 10 million for each national championship? Hmmm, I wonder why they didn’t paper that up?
  20. Y’all are playing checkers - watch and learn some chess. Ahem (clears throat): “aggy has the best fan base, tradition, facilities and other important things of any school in the sec. The only thing standing between aggy and greatness now is the big money donors and boosters need to pool their funds and buy out jimbo’s contract and invest more in their next coach, who will surely lead them to unparalleled greatness. Any lesser school would ride out this contract, that’s wrong and thinking like a ‘sip. if they really have as much money as they say they do, they need to pass the hat and scratch out that 90million dollar check. Go aggy, you’re one step away from being Alabama’s big brother. Pay off jimbo and go hire your next coach. Be sure and get him on a long term contract too because he’s going to win a lot with all of those resources. I’m thinking 15 years minimum.”
  21. CoTex

    aggy @ Miss St SECN

    Can y’all remind me how it works. A loss in the SEC is worth more than, what?
  22. ou sucks. They truly do.
  23. I would grab the nearest one by the tail and helicopter that sumbitch around at 300 gyrations per minute and it’s sharp teeth and claws would eviscerate anything within an 11 foot radius of me, except me, cause centrifugal.
  24. https://grundens.com/collections/fishing-bibs/products/herkules-16-bib-pants The original. If you go in the water wearing these and boots … don’t worry, you won’t suffer for long and, bonus, you’ll get a ride on the Flying Dutchman.
  25. I consider it a high compliment to be associated with this scene, and Sam K, in any way. He was pretty damned unique and funny. RIP.
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