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CoTex

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  1. I felt sorry for you so I went back and found your post. You said bama 63 texas 10 ewers 149 yards total You may be a nice guy, you may bleed burnt orange, and maybe we can be friends someday, but last week you were an Alabama dickrider. Own it. Dickrider.
  2. When is the next RV road trip and how do I sign up? Is the answer Tuscaloosa ‘23?
  3. I stayed at the HGI in Shreveport once. Whole damned place was clammy swampy and humid. Walls were wet. WTF?
  4. CoTex

    Eggs

    Shit without the shingle?
  5. I seem to remember someone asking John Sharp “why did you give him a 10 year contract?” Sharp said something like “because we couldn’t do 15…”. Anyone got that quote?
  6. Texas 35 Alabam 28 I’ll be ready to watch all you bama dickriders make excuses when this one is finished. Ewers 300 yards.
  7. I can’t find the pick em thread so I’m putting it here Texas - 55 Bobby Bouchets - 10
  8. What does GB gain by Brady winning an 8th ring? She can tell all her girlfriends that her husband is a good quarterback? I suspect her life goals are a little different than the average poster here, and I suspect her status doesn't come from her husband's football records.
  9. Go here. Take a credit card. https://m.fourseasons.com/surfside/
  10. Ziggy Marley and Jack Johnson last night at Dos Equis Pavillion/Fair Park. I gotta say - the vibe at a Sunday evening Jack Johnson concert is laid back. That was an easy show to attend and enjoy.
  11. Anyone go to Jack Johnson? Any advice for Dos Equis Pavilion in Dallas?
  12. Rangers butthurt or just general butthurt?
  13. Young, inexperienced and dumb. I like to think I would handle some things differently now.
  14. Yeah, no sympathy. But I think I can see how he got there. Could really avoid these issues but hasn’t figured out that skill set - he’s dumb and she’s crazy - so when he finds himself in this situation he uses coping skills that include abuse of influence and dishonesty. Why? Can’t control wife - at least try to limit the damage. Maybe he has a little bully in him - threatens cop with “we’ll pull over your guys when we get the chance of you don’t cut me slack.” This guy has a level 7 problem and only has level 3 problem solving skills. Like my dog with a Rubik’s cube.
  15. I have to assume this guy has tried to extract his wife from at least 350 jams, scrapes, pinches and binds. He has probably tried everything and his “I’m with the sheriff’s department” play had a success rate. Plan b is to try to outfox the guy with some wordplay. Her shenanigans cost him money. He probably has to lay out between $300 and $10,000 per month because she’s a kook. I predict she wrecks cars, breaks things, loses things and chugs a lot of whiskey. Add to that tickets, bail, lawyer and blonde hair dye. He’s just in cost savings mode trying to whittle his Saturday tab down however he can. He doesn’t seem like an overbearing guy - just dumb and trapped and probably tired of paying for her assholery.
  16. Had a crazy girlfriend once. there were some definite benefits to our relationship but the crazy was ever present and would erupt unpredictably. Had to bail. Took 6 months to get out of that deal - 5 months and 28 days longer than it should have. The first 9 minutes of this video triggered my PTSD from that time in my life. Didn’t even know I had PTSD until now.
  17. Great minds think alike. Throw red rock in there and watch them shit in their pants.
  18. "I demand that you refund my purchase price immediately or I will be left with no choice to litigate this matter, vigorously. Regards, Bevo."
  19. After an eventful night at the Houston rodeo (do they still have the hideout?) me and others went to Blanco’s to wind down. Ended up drinking with GPN at the bar while 2 of my friends, who were married at the time, made out on the stools next to us. They were not married to each other. I kept nudging them and saying things like “hey, I got GPN over here - stop fucking around.” They we’re undeterred. And, I can’t really tell that story in my circle of friends because… married people.
  20. I feel like there needs to be a revised statute of limitations on driving UI/WI. it goes like this in cases where no third party human is injured, unless the police catch or observe you in the act of driving, or within 10 minutes of driving, no crime. You may be civilly liable for property damage but if all you did was wreck your own shit and sit on the curb, police have to drive you home and tuck you in bed.
  21. Cebollas pendejo.
  22. I use a blender to make hollandaise sauce. Ain’t nobody got time to whisk all that mess. put all the ingredients except the butter (egg yolks lemon juice, maybe a bit of mustard) into blender and blend the hell out of it. Then heat butter until melted and almost browning - should be pretty hot. Turn on blender and pour in butter slowly. Et voila! If there is a speed record in Texas for making eggs Benedict, I likely hold it.
  23. Mosquito Coast. Paul Theroux.
  24. I think I’m going to pick up one of these but not sure which. There are different versions - chrono, pilot, etc. if I may ask - why did you choose that one? Pilot knob too big?
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