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CoTex

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  1. Hypo - aggy wants to hire Briles (senior Briles, not one of the junior Briles). Will 2m get it?
  2. I dont really understand that provision. It seems to me that, if they want to make him 3rd assistant to the AD In Charge of don’t come anywhere near the football program, but still pay him, he should be perfectly happy. 10m to not show up for your job? I’m in.
  3. Thinking about the Jimbo buyout, inflation and the time value of money, he’s got 9’years left and inflation is over 8% - by my bar napkin math his last year of salary in today’s dollars may be a lot closer to $5mil than 10. If they offered him cash now he might take a significant discount and still come out ahead. Advantage.
  4. Rubbin is racin’
  5. There used to be a Gibson guitar factory down there. Never made it inside but wish I had. civil rights museum is definitely worth the time. Also, Beale street flippers - those dudes are athletic.
  6. ESPN stats 5 carries - 50 yards 1-1 passing 18 yards
  7. I want to help. If you’ll give me the name of the marina and the slip number, I’ll look after your boat for you. I’ll need your credit card for the flight from Texas and incidentals but don’t worry, I’ll take care of everything and it will be just like you want it when you’re recovered. Don’t thank me - helping others is my calling.
  8. That’s a real cream puff.
  9. Lou Reed, Sandra Bullock and Burt Reynolds? Weird threesome.
  10. Once you start shooting - why stop? I’d have put that cat out of bidness.
  11. Is there a bulb I can put in my now obsolete soffit can lights that is wifi controllable and color variable? Prove it.
  12. This should be unpopular. I'm in OKC. So far I've eaten at some Italian lunch place downtown, Flint, Mahogany, Vast, Broadway 10, restaurant at Ambassador hotel, Freddy's custard, dominos, and city eats which is a sandwich shop. I'm ready for texmex. Yes, I know ousux. Yes, I regret that I'm here and not in the great state. What I don't know is, "where can I get some decent tex-mex, here?" I searched the enchilada thread and couldn't figure it out. A crispy taco, some enchiladas and salsa that doesn't use ketchup/catsup as a base. Top three? Thank you in advance for your assistance.
  13. But what if 100% is all we have?
  14. She’s a sandwich bag?
  15. Meh, they could have screwed us in that muffed punt touch earlier and didn’t. We have to win - expect no favors.
  16. Hope it’s UT. What will they call it? Ditch name or contraction? SFA&M?
  17. “I’m good!”
  18. Travelling to OKC next week. Skirvin is $111 a night and Colcord is $175. Colcord is nicer but, because of this thread, I'm thinking about following the wisdom of Vince Young... "Let your nuts hang, bitches."
  19. I first thought this was going to be a sequel to Road to Perdition and you and your dad were mafia hitmen or something. But after finishing, I think it's some high level joke about bidets and wiping your ass with one hand. Whatever it is, it's over my head. Excellent storytelling my friend.
  20. Because I’m a badass I’m sure I would have handled this scenario better. It seems to me like backing up may not be the thing to do here. Dig in your heels and prepare to fight for your life.
  21. I travelled to Cape Cod last May and learned that the actual location of Plymouth Rock is uncertain and maybe nobody knows where it actually is. More importantly, I learned that the Pilgrims first landed at Provincetown and engaged in some shenanigans, and Plymouth Plantation was actually their second stop. I'm not sure why then they thought Plymouth was superior to P-town, but I'm here to tell you, P-town > Plymouth and I would have passed on both.
  22. I like the logic. Didn’t Fertitta offer Herman a ton of cash to stay at UH? What was Herman thinking? Stay in River Oaks, cash the checks, and take down a top 25 team every third year or so? #winning.
  23. There is a large part of me that agrees with this post. We can carry ourselves with great dignity. An even larger part of me is aware that this is a Texas Longhorn centric sports message board and we’re on our exit the Big 12 tour. So, fuck you coach and good luck playing southeastern South Dakota tech for eternity. Bitches.
  24. What the fuck? What the fuck. What. The. Fuck. What? The fuck were you thinking?
  25. I'm sure the high school boys have PTSD and cry themselves to sleep nightly after this abomination. I'm sure of it.
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