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Tex Long

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  1. Well, technically you do all four cylinders, but #3 runs the hottest because of the fan's air flow design. Solid lifters, gotta keep 'em adjusted. All you need are a 19mm box, 10mm box, flathead screwdriver, and a feeler gauge. When you first start, it's a once-a-week at least a little bit of adjustment on all four. After a month, every other week, and then once a month or so. Park it Friday night where you can slide under on Saturday morning, leave it stone cold, ten or fifteen minutes tops. Haven't looked in years, but last time I did, there were still some manufacturers in Brasil making parts. Bet still plenty here and there.
  2. Tree fiddy FTMFW
  3. ... aaand my second thought (because I actually still carry a Swiss Army pocketknife, and have used it to open a can in the last year...).
  4. Exactly. My first thought when the electric can opener wasn't able to handle it.
  5. They work fine, if the moron who loads the napkins puts in 20 of them, like the boss told him or her, instead of cramming 113 into it, which results in that 50 or nothing.
  6. Could be wunna them cow-calf deals, too.
  7. The Key here is the Big Burnt Orange Blob in Will Howard's mind. We get to him a few times - hits, sacks, INTs, whtever - and he will collapse in a puddle of choke snail vomit. The Front Line has to get by the tOSU blockers, and get to him. I think it's more likely than not that they do. Hook'em
  8. SIAP, but Slug Vomit may be the best band name of the post season.
  9. Where can we get a prop on tOSU -41 being negative?
  10. I have to admit I was okay with losing to Kansas if that's what it took to quit whining about racism and fire the incompetent motherfucker. Cheer for it? No. Upset at losing? Not very much, other than not having lost to them since beore aggy's last Number 1 year.
  11. According to Paul Bryant, "winning isn't everything, but it's way the hell ahead of whatever's in second place."
  12. So... is NE going with Prime & Shedeur or Sark & Quinn?
  13. To be accurate, Howard's history of losing every game against Texas is not the reason we're going to win this one. The reason is not that he lost, but that he hasn't gotten over the losses, and he can't stop thinking about them. Hell, he even lost to Maalik Murphy... he coulda won, but he "slipped". Oops. He's going to "slip" again - fumble, INT, miss a wide-open Smith, whatever. Horns up, Horns down, it don't make a shit, Horns are in his head, and they don't leave any room for anything else. Hook'em
  14. If you have a more-or-less unlimited budget for all manner of analysis why not have a crew that researches refs and their tendencies to calling or ignoring various fouls and their in-game behavior and willingness or refusal to reconsider a call? Can you calmly approach this or that official and say "ref, that guy tok off running, there's no foul if you hit him as or after he kicks it. Call a ref huddle, pick up that flag?"
  15. We will win the game. I just saw a presser with tOSU quarterback Will Howard. We are in Will Howard's Head. Here's the clip: Watch this. Every bit of hos body language and indeed his demeanor tells you he's obsessed with Texas... which he says is the only XII team he couldn't beat. He's got a Longhorn in his brain. We got this game.
  16. Crowning Strippers is a decent band name.
  17. Any truth to rumor that we probably gonna be seeing pics of Jimbo on our sideline flashing the horns up?
  18. "Complications" following surgery is MedicoLegalese for "not our fault".
  19. Isn't the rule protecting punters inapplicable if he takes off and runs before kicking? Useta be, but I've not kept up with it. Is it a tackle box thing? I thought the guy did take a few steps first... it was amazing that the blocker managed to miss the ball? Hell, I thought he caught it with his belly.
  20. What does it take to get access to all22? Is it something we could all kick in some bucks?
  21. "Russian trying to speak Spanish" sounds about right. Doath thervethas friath por favore theenyore is my Thpanith go-to phrase.
  22. Ok, so we need to move past mere Targeting. Already saw a call for Attempted Targeting and Negligent Targeting, along with Targeting With Intent to Distribute. Miz Long, in her never-ending quest to bring greater administrative rules perfection to football, believes we need the addition of Aggravated Targeting and Conspiracy to Commit Targeting.
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