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Tex Long

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  1. It's okay, but you only get the full flavor in a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich. On sourdough. And real Hellman's - none of that Mackrel Whip or Dook's bullshit.
  2. Y'all need to cut Mack some slack. He spent his entire life playing second fiddle to his older brother. Real-life aggy-type little brother stuff. Watson was pitcher and shortstop, Mack played first. Watson was quarterback, Mack played fullback. Watson was point guard, Mack played small forward. Hell, he got his nickname, Mack, because neither Mom nor Dad could remember his actual name. Mack got to coach Texas, won the National Championship. But Watson coached Vanderbilt, richer and smarter. All things considered, I'd love to see him coach UNC into the CFP... and hope we get a shot at them. There's a lotta lotta payback due for 2010-11-12-13. We aren't gonna get a lot of shots at it. Hook'em
  3. Tex Long

    BC @ FSU

    I have to admit I had not seen that one. It is pretty typical of the play I've seen - hell, errybody seent it - from DJU. I can understand why Ore State would take a chance on him, but there is no excuse for Norvell to give him a shot, and worse, to keep him in the game... twice. This might be one of the worst coaching decisions ever. It would - will? - be topped by trotting him out against uhhh Bye next week and then Memphis. ohpleasegodplease.gif
  4. Polite society prefers "flathulence". Not that there's any polite society hereabouts... but just FYI.
  5. I always tend to think of ass-biting as being on, not in.
  6. Tex Long

    BC @ FSU

    I was surprised, a couple of years ago, that Dabo kept putting Ukunangalelei back on the field after watching him play exactly like this for series after series. I wasn't surprised when he transferred out. I didn't pay any attention to Ore State, since it was so entertaining to watch the entire PAC melting into a puddle. I was more surprised to see him transfer back into the ACC, when pretty much the whole conference had already seen his lack of actual skill, close up. I was not surprised to watch him basically shit all over the field in Fookin' Dooblin. But then I was surprised once again to see his career come full circle and keep getting put back on the field, series after series. Norvell is toast. Emmett Kelly is spinning in his grave so hard that he's likely already augured halfway to China.
  7. NSIAP Want to see us get up on Meatchicken enough that we see Arch in Ann Arbor.
  8. Was waiting for aggy to jump in with something like "t.u. coach already started, now he's being sobered up before public appearance." Did anyone else have really low sound level?
  9. Never clip the red wire. Or the black one, either.
  10. Waiting for Kurt to go home.
  11. Texas - 3 1/2 is tempting, no shit.
  12. Watched the replay. Meatchicken D looked pretty good, O not so much. Fresno D not too bad, O meh, QB not accurate. Less than a TD lead with 5 or 6 minutes to go is a close game, but two TDs after makes it looks more dominant than it was. Didn't seem like the weasels were sandbagging, and if that's true, I'm not too worried about our game. Don't expect them to put up 30 on us, don't think they can hold us under 30. Spread at 6 1/2 is probably close, but maybe on the low side.
  13. Kendra Scott ads popping up here. Sark available yet?
  14. Combing his good hair and talking to his famous family?
  15. So much? Do you drink other caffeinated stuff?
  16. Is Garrett Riley just a bad copy of his brother or is Dabo holding the offense back? Does Clemson really not have a QB?
  17. From the article, Naahh... Samsonite actually damn good stuff - was, any road. Prime traveling analogy more like brown paper bag from grocery store. It is sad, though, no doubt his salesmanship talents could be put to good use, but he just can't bring himself to do it.
  18. Reminds me of that time the asshole at the next table stepped over, said something like "That's enough outta yer mouth, let's take it outside," and Donnie took off his specs, took out his teeth, handed 'em to me and Red, put on the biggest gummiest grin you ever saw, and said (approximating here) "Naw, wigh' heah be fahn." It was, but not for errbody. FIGHT!!!!!!!
  19. The curse of Pattersons...
  20. The funny thing about it was that it was a reversak of the hiring. I think many people felt that Texas was going to hire a black coach any way possible. Even James Franklin got a good long look, but there was too much Bayloresque about the Vandy program at the time. Firing, there was some racism talk, but yeah, not much traction. The KU loss was fortuitous, no doubt about it.
  21. I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone exclaiming over the savory goodness of a cuppa decaf. Apparently, your mileage varies.
  22. Corso played in college in early 1950s, which means he played both ways. After an INT, Corso would stay on the field and QB the team. Did Prime play offense, too? /THunter
  23. I recall that Luck apparently refused to guarantee that he'd fire FUPM. Not that he wouldn't, just that he'd have to look over the whole situation. And then... Patterson...
  24. Fewer. Unless you just want shorter and/or skinnier aggy...
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