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Tex Long

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  1. TXST is technically not an acronym. It uses two letters each from two words, and unless you pronounce it as a word - maybe "text" or "tikst" or the like - it even fails that test. Maybe you could call it an initialism or some such term, but it's not even the first two letters of one of the words. NOTE: Old guy here, I still think "Texas Southern" when I see TSU.
  2. Tex Long

    Getting old sucks

    Made it.
  3. You've spelt "eye socket" incorrectly.
  4. Definitely Surly motto-worthy.
  5. News. I have some for you. Twenty is young. Maybe you're 12 and living in your grandma's basement, but for the rest of us, 20 is young. Besides that, it's gonna be a few weeks before he gets to double digits worth of games started. Nobody is saying he's a great QB... but in many ways, he's one of us. oneofus.gif Hook'em
  6. Bump to extend props to Maalik. Hook'em
  7. The correct default action is ... none. If you do it, 50-50 it shouldn't have been done. If you don't do it, 50-50 it should have been done. Either way, you're an asshole for not remembering what she mumbled told you clearly. Save the effort.
  8. Need an APPLAUSE!! sign and a LaughTrack machine.
  9. Big Shit Sandwich is a damned fine band name.
  10. It's what your vet does when you tell him you need that bitch to get her vocal cords nicked so she can't bark all damn day and half the night. If your vet is a Good Ag he won't ask any questions.
  11. Laryngectomy.
  12. If you're using Chrome, the Just Read extension has been cutting through paywall popups for me for a good while now. It also unfucks bizarre color combinations and presents clean, readable text. You go to the page you want to read and then click on Just Read extension... presto!
  13. Maybe Kinne can give Sark some pointers...?
  14. While that's gruntling, keep in mind they were overrating Meatchicken before, so... grain of salt and all that...
  15. Don't eat your candy in the lobby. We've got ten more games in the regular season, and at least a couple are going to be against better teams than the Fightin' Weasels.
  16. Damn, Notre Dame is paying for that win over aggy. Kyle Field and the 12th Man clearly whipped the Irish in every aspect of the game except the much-overrated scoreboard. So badly beat up is Notre Dame that they are struggling with a sneaky-good Directional Illinois. The aggy curse strikes again - WHOOP!
  17. I need to listen better - I've only heard unwanted anal leakage, which I would have thought unneedfully clarificational.
  18. Is it only my wife, or are there other females who believe that jar lids are just sort of decorative and don't need to be tightened - or even turned more than an eighth of a turn (if that much)?
  19. That narrows it down to... what? About hunnerd'n'twenny locations?
  20. Only the shy ones. Take it either way.
  21. That's called "twenty-five long handoffs".
  22. Well... technically, the player doesn't have to be inside the side line - he can be flying through the air, completely over that line, and if the ball is inside it, it's six points. Likewise, on the side line, the player and the ball can both be on the wrong side, and as long as he can stretch back and touch in bounds, it's a catch... but if the player touches or crosses the line, it's no catch even if the ball is completely in bounds. Ask your wife. I'm guessing her response will be "huh?"
  23. Not to everybody, apparently.
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