Packaging. Modern day fucking packaging.
Why does something as innocuous as a pencil sharpener have to be vacuum sealed in military grade plastic? I swear to god that shit can stop a bullet. And the only way to get into it is by blowtorch or German shears. Since no blowtorch is handy I use the shears, which of course causes the plastic edges to turn into razor blades. Being vacuum packed the thing won't pop out so you have to dig in to get it and voila, you've sliced open your hand.
Next up is the band aid. If we can put a man on the moon can't those motherfuckers at band aid make it a little easier to get at it, especially since 99% of the people needing a band aid are bleeding like a slasher film? Nope, it's a two hand job regardless if one hand is wrapped in paper towels. So get resourceful and use the teeth, which works half the time, the other half the band aid gets all twisted and useless.
Next up bar soap. You evil motherfuckers, whoever you are that package this shit. You're already in the shower, wet, when you notice the soap is missing. Okay fine, get out, open cabinet, get soap, return to shower. Except the bar soap is wrapped in slick paper that defies any attempt at wet hands trying to get a grip. No rough edges, everything sealed tight like Fort fucking Knox. So again, revert to the use of teeth just to get at a bar of goddamn soap.
DIAF you packaging fucks.