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  1. Could be fun. Don't have to worry about your meals, or what you're going to do Saturday night. And, they do shows. Yeah, they put on shows - maybe "Bye Bye Birdie" or "My Fair Lady". She could be Liza Doolittle.
  2. The amount of time arguing about how BB is only good because of Brady is absurd. What's Bill Walsh's record with Montana? How many Super Bowls did Chuck Noll win without Bradshaw? Put Brady on the Browns out of Michigan and how many Super Bowls does he win? It's easy to say Brady would be great anywhere. It's also foolish. NFL is littered with talented QBs that could win in the right situation that never get the chance to be winners because of where they're drafted. The Patriots won, and lost, Super Bowls by the tiniest of margins on some 50/50 plays. End of game FGs. Helmet catch. Manningham catch. Butler interception. Is Brady looked at differently if he's 5-5 in Super Bowls instead of 7-3? 4-6? How many Super Bowls did Jimmy win without Aikman and Emmitt? Jimmy was 36-29 in Miami. 2-3 in the playoffs. IIRC, last seen getting absolutely boat raced by the Jacksonville Jaguars in the playoffs. Anyone who doesn't think BB is one of the absolute best defensive coaches and best head coaches in football history is suspect. Great coaches and great players somehow seem to win together.
  3. Exactly. And, if he tries to shut it down the wife will just hit him with: I have a dream that one day, on the hills of Punxsutawney, the groundhog will not see his shadow and we'll have an early spring. Reminding us all that felonious cousin #1 was sprung from prison early. I have a dream that one day on Easter Sunday, all three of my felonious cousins will sleep at our house where they will not be judged by their rap sheets, but by the content of rehabilitated hearts. I have a dream that one day out by the shop, with the felons lips dripping with the nectar of beer and whiskey, will join hands with the non-felons. I have a dream today. I have a dream that come February all tree felons shall be exalted, every probation violation be made clear, the rough prison tattoos made plain, and their crookedness be made straight, and the drunken bitterness of their Father shall be relieved, and all flesh shall see it together.
  4. She should sell "I went to DC on January 6 to MAGA up the place and all I got was this lousy ankle bracelet" t-shirts.
  5. I hope you responded immediately with only "* you're"
  6. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38802030/oklahoma-state-coach-mike-gundy-barry-switzer-bob-stoops-end-bedlam Been a lot of posts around here expecting OSU to blast aggy. I have the same hope. But, aggy may only have 55 players, and OSU settled on a QB and Gordon after early season struggles, but those blowout losses to 6-6 South Alabama and 6-6 UCF still happened. OSU is in that no win situation of supposed to win so do so and no one cares, but lose to depleted aggy and it's a disaster.
  7. BAH GAWD!! THAT'S BILLY JOEL'S MUSIC!!!
  8. Apparently. And with this news, I have now committed to Sydney Sweeney.
  9. That defense had more holes than Swiss.
  10. His initial recruitment was a long road, but the portal trip has been pretty smooth. Just need to avoid any potholes this week.
  11. Possible that Riley convinced the Chargers to hire him?
  12. Well, you don't only need 9 million dollars to get a new wife, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, just got his fourth wife.
  13. So, John Candy got an advanced screening and could not pretend BHC 3 didn't exist?
  14. I'm sure he'll be around Yousef Gilligan Icabod Franklin Seinfeld
  15. Would you pay more to watch a horse try to mount and ride Donald Trump?
  16. UM couldn't have played more than 2 or 3 top 100 offenses this year, right? I'd like a UM win, but it feels like Saban can hold the run game in check with a month to get ready and I just don't belief in UM's passing game. Feels like an ugly, low scoring game that Bama wins by 10 unless turnovers/defensive or special teams score flips things toward UM.
  17. Sonofabitch. I was qualified for this job and didn’t even know it.
  18. You saying the Cowboys are....snake bit?
  19. Shockingly, looks like a lot of 7-5 and 8-4 years with 6-6 and 9-3 sprinkled in for the foreseeable future.
  20. Bob, I'm guessing 1.95
  21. Sips are focusing too much on C-Kle's coaching. He knows how to beat tu because he went 3-0 as a player. He excelled in the passing game right off the bat because he completed 100% of his passes his fish year. Bet you didn't know he didn't throw in incompletion until the fourth game of his sophomore year, and it was only one incompletion for that entire game. In 10 games as a sophomore he didn't throw an incompletion in 6 of them! That's the kind of passing game he's bring to C-Stat. Dude ran for 5 TDs against the shorthorns so he knows the running game. Passing. Running. Beating tu. That's what Coll-Kle does in Coll-Stat!!! And if that doesn't sell you on him, it was written in the stars in 2012 baby! 12th man and Johnny Football approved!
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